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Amy Barnes
@amybarnes.bsky.social
Artist, cartoonist, estate manager, paralegal, project manager, Sherpa, software developer.

Judges hate seeing me on their dockets.
Wicked witch of the West (Cobb County).
Dear God. My abdomen *hurts* - I did not know that gym workouts were supposed to hurt this bad, but man, I am trying to lose weight. How do I make this pain go away?
November 26, 2024 at 9:52 PM
My fitness coach is not accepting any excuses today, got to go out for that walk.
November 14, 2024 at 12:50 AM
LOL I'm that "some guys" for the lawyers I work with. Got sent down to another law office to shake 'em down for a file that they owe the firm.
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November 14, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I lost my ID and my social security card while walking through downtown Atlanta. It happened to be while I was helping a lost child find the hotel they were staying at. I retraced my steps and discovered my ID and card untouched. Miracles happen!
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I'm on a diet and can't eat fast food, so here's some slower food...

Elbow macaroni,
butter or coconut oil,
carrot fiber (from juicing),
and diced wild chive garlic.

Chives were harvested from my yard + carrots were from a friend's farm.

Total cost? Less than a dollar.. more like fifty cents.
March 28, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Egg drop soup works with liquid but the truly fast way to cook eggs is to make sure that the particles surrounding egg particles are boiling. I stirred egg in thoroughly at the end of a chicken coconut oil rice dish and nuked it for one minute and it worked like magic.
February 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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Spotted this while visiting someone, found this to be affirmative and validating.
August 26, 2023 at 4:51 PM