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amyburtner.bsky.social
@amyburtner.bsky.social
Community college professor. Messy gardener.

“All the untidy activity continues, awful but cheerful.” (Elizabeth Bishop)
Hello. I am a person in a film or TV show who never has morning breath and has a bed partner who also doesn’t have morning breath, and neither of us has to pee so we start kissing passionately the moment we wake up.

When I do finally brush my teeth, it’s two quick swipes and a no-rinse spit.
July 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Would weaponize”?? WTF do you think they are already doing?? You are absolutely failing this moment in every way.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Community college professor here, who teaches philosophy as well as literature. No recent publications except internal audience stuff. Active in faculty development at my institution.
November 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM