Amy Clements
amyclem.bsky.social
Amy Clements
@amyclem.bsky.social
Detective Supt @ThamesVP. Former Barrister. Use 999 for emergencies, http://thamesvalley.police.uk or 101 for non-urgent calls. 🐶 & 🐈 lover. Sailor. She/her
Dark berries is English Ivy. And I have the small yellowish flower one popping up in my garden… I thought it was a wild geranium of some sort but the internet isn’t helping me with whether that’s correct, sorry 😕
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“More green leaves but varying shades” is a cotoneaster. The rosemary with flowers *could* be a dianthus of some sort but not sure.
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m sorry, “policewoman wife”? Good grief.

No, I’ve not read the article, but despair that all officers are not referred to simply as “police officers”. It is 2025, I do not need my gender to be referenced as part of my occupation.
June 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Surely a true pedant would never apologise before dispensing their pedantry?
June 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The power of Dreamies. They’re basically crack for cats.
April 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM