TFW you realize your teenager is now more mature than his father. 👀
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
TFW you realize your teenager is now more mature than his father. 👀
Dating has become unreasonably specific for me lately: guys five years younger seem like babies, and guys five years older all of a sudden seem so….old. Whereas when I was younger, dating someone ten years older didn’t seem like a huge deal, now it seems completely untenable. 😬
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dating has become unreasonably specific for me lately: guys five years younger seem like babies, and guys five years older all of a sudden seem so….old. Whereas when I was younger, dating someone ten years older didn’t seem like a huge deal, now it seems completely untenable. 😬
TFW you basically always feel misunderstood, but it never really mattered that much until the one person in the world that it mattered whether he understood you, didn’t. Or wouldn’t.
October 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
TFW you basically always feel misunderstood, but it never really mattered that much until the one person in the world that it mattered whether he understood you, didn’t. Or wouldn’t.
I know what you’re doing, and I hate to admit that it’s working.
October 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I know what you’re doing, and I hate to admit that it’s working.
If your dog is going to whine incessantly to the point that everyone at the game has to listen to it for the entire game…..maybe don’t bring it to the game? It’s not that deep. 🙄
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If your dog is going to whine incessantly to the point that everyone at the game has to listen to it for the entire game…..maybe don’t bring it to the game? It’s not that deep. 🙄
So, Only Murders in the Building is basically just a dramatized escape room now?
October 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
So, Only Murders in the Building is basically just a dramatized escape room now?
Guy on a dating site: I’m a full-time dad to a 4yo.
Me: Adorable! I love that age! So, how do you find time to date?
Guy: ~/immediately unmatches me/~
Seemed liked a reasonable question 🤷🏼♀️🙄
Me: Adorable! I love that age! So, how do you find time to date?
Guy: ~/immediately unmatches me/~
Seemed liked a reasonable question 🤷🏼♀️🙄
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Guy on a dating site: I’m a full-time dad to a 4yo.
Me: Adorable! I love that age! So, how do you find time to date?
Guy: ~/immediately unmatches me/~
Seemed liked a reasonable question 🤷🏼♀️🙄
Me: Adorable! I love that age! So, how do you find time to date?
Guy: ~/immediately unmatches me/~
Seemed liked a reasonable question 🤷🏼♀️🙄
He really fucked me over (take your pick), so I’m allowed to have this one.
September 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
He really fucked me over (take your pick), so I’m allowed to have this one.
Sorry not sorry.
September 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Sorry not sorry.
(Don’t tell anyone, but he all of a sudden looks 60, and he’s definitely not 60 🧐)
September 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
(Don’t tell anyone, but he all of a sudden looks 60, and he’s definitely not 60 🧐)
TFW you come across pictures of an ancient ex and he….all of a sudden no longer has a hold on you. Shit hits you fast sometimes 😆😬
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
TFW you come across pictures of an ancient ex and he….all of a sudden no longer has a hold on you. Shit hits you fast sometimes 😆😬
TFW you switch your kids to your health insurance, calculate your child support based on the premiums, and they go up five fold a year later, but you’re now legally obligated to provide insurance for them, so you’re stuck, and you just have to reduce your retirement savings in order to cover it. 😒
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
TFW you switch your kids to your health insurance, calculate your child support based on the premiums, and they go up five fold a year later, but you’re now legally obligated to provide insurance for them, so you’re stuck, and you just have to reduce your retirement savings in order to cover it. 😒
My truest wish in the entire world is world is that you were not such a fucking asshole. 😔
September 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My truest wish in the entire world is world is that you were not such a fucking asshole. 😔
Why is it that literally every single time I think I’ve finally got a handle on finances, things suddenly get exponentially more expensive and I’m right back where I was before, constantly struggling and stressed?? 😒
September 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why is it that literally every single time I think I’ve finally got a handle on finances, things suddenly get exponentially more expensive and I’m right back where I was before, constantly struggling and stressed?? 😒
I have never understood the appeal of açaí bowls.
August 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have never understood the appeal of açaí bowls.
It’s almost as if they don’t actually want to be a school district/have kids in school/teach them anything…
August 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s almost as if they don’t actually want to be a school district/have kids in school/teach them anything…
PPS announced last night they would be closing schools today two hours early because of “excessive heat.”
It’s 80 degrees outside. 👀
It’s 80 degrees outside. 👀
August 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
PPS announced last night they would be closing schools today two hours early because of “excessive heat.”
It’s 80 degrees outside. 👀
It’s 80 degrees outside. 👀
It occurred to me today that both the best and worst sex of my life occurred with the same person. 🧐
August 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It occurred to me today that both the best and worst sex of my life occurred with the same person. 🧐
Or if there’s even anything I can do, other than threaten to not turn over their passports, but then that makes me the bad guy, and I don’t want him to be mad at the kids or make their lives miserable (he absolutely will) or make it so they can’t go (even though they aren’t that excited about it). 😑
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Or if there’s even anything I can do, other than threaten to not turn over their passports, but then that makes me the bad guy, and I don’t want him to be mad at the kids or make their lives miserable (he absolutely will) or make it so they can’t go (even though they aren’t that excited about it). 😑
The amount of work I am having to do to try to get the most basic of information (when my children are leaving the country and when they are coming back) - that should have been provided to me weeks ago - is causing me much stress and anger. Mostly because I don’t know what to do.
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The amount of work I am having to do to try to get the most basic of information (when my children are leaving the country and when they are coming back) - that should have been provided to me weeks ago - is causing me much stress and anger. Mostly because I don’t know what to do.
I texted back, “Those sound like ChatGPT answers 😂,” which was not acknowledged in any capacity, making me all the more sure that’s indeed what it was.
June 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I texted back, “Those sound like ChatGPT answers 😂,” which was not acknowledged in any capacity, making me all the more sure that’s indeed what it was.
So let’s say you ask a friend for advice, and they give you an answer that you’re 98% sure is just a copy and pasted ChatGPT response. What’s the etiquette here? Should they disclose they asked AI on your behalf? Or is it legit to pass off the answer as their own?
June 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So let’s say you ask a friend for advice, and they give you an answer that you’re 98% sure is just a copy and pasted ChatGPT response. What’s the etiquette here? Should they disclose they asked AI on your behalf? Or is it legit to pass off the answer as their own?
The kids’ dad is taking them on an international trip, but telling them they are on their own to source a suitcase if they want to bring more than fits in their school backpacks. Niiiice.
June 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The kids’ dad is taking them on an international trip, but telling them they are on their own to source a suitcase if they want to bring more than fits in their school backpacks. Niiiice.
Why is ‘eaten’ a word, but not ‘drinken?’
Monday morning deep thoughts.
Monday morning deep thoughts.
June 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why is ‘eaten’ a word, but not ‘drinken?’
Monday morning deep thoughts.
Monday morning deep thoughts.
Me: [has been the only one communicating with the client for months]
Client: Let’s set up a call with the [male partner].
(Not even mentioning including me)
Even women do this. 🙄🤷🏼♀️😒
Client: Let’s set up a call with the [male partner].
(Not even mentioning including me)
Even women do this. 🙄🤷🏼♀️😒
June 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me: [has been the only one communicating with the client for months]
Client: Let’s set up a call with the [male partner].
(Not even mentioning including me)
Even women do this. 🙄🤷🏼♀️😒
Client: Let’s set up a call with the [male partner].
(Not even mentioning including me)
Even women do this. 🙄🤷🏼♀️😒