She also really cannot carry a tune. This has been a problem in every church choir I’ve ever been to. Volume trumps accuracy.

I was particularly gratified that a little one made the connection between her love of soccer and how she can use it to praise God.

Kids always ask me how many books they can check out and I say “oh, that’s up to your grown up” because the actual answer is “as many as you like.”

It occurs to me that embezzling funds from this library would be comically easy, were I not the lawfullest good who ever gooded.

Just googled a bit and found out that the guy I'm thinking of was just ordained as a deacon in my diocese, so it's got to be him. I do not feel safe around him, which will mean an interesting conversation with my rector.

Their teen son used to steal chocolate bars from the Equal Exchange cart at coffee hour. Oh, Lawd, I'm having flashbacks!