The Left Hand Plath
@amygrindhouse.bsky.social
Mostly Haphazard
Lottie Matthews Stan Account
Outlived the Unabomber
Obsessed with werewolves and draculas
Lottie Matthews Stan Account
Outlived the Unabomber
Obsessed with werewolves and draculas
I admit I've played around with AI before, but I'm usually pretty dehydrated so I feel like I'm breaking even on the whole water usage thing
June 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I admit I've played around with AI before, but I'm usually pretty dehydrated so I feel like I'm breaking even on the whole water usage thing
Jack in the Box tastes like if Gordon Ramsey cooked the food they give you in county lockup
March 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jack in the Box tastes like if Gordon Ramsey cooked the food they give you in county lockup
I called IT and they told me to reboot a bloo bloo bloo listen dummy you're literally changing the state of billions of electrical particles so
February 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I called IT and they told me to reboot a bloo bloo bloo listen dummy you're literally changing the state of billions of electrical particles so
I think it would be cool to be a dracula historian. just sitting in a big comfy chair smoking a pipe and being like "yes, I know a lot about draculas".
January 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think it would be cool to be a dracula historian. just sitting in a big comfy chair smoking a pipe and being like "yes, I know a lot about draculas".
Idk Nosferatu looks like a Dracula ripoff to me
January 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Idk Nosferatu looks like a Dracula ripoff to me
I feel like if I was stranded in the winter I'm definitely dying of hypothermia because no matter how cold it gets, I cannot stay in a sleeping bag the entire night without kicking my feet out when they get hot. Like I'm sorry I know we're trying to survive up here but these piggies need some air
December 29, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I feel like if I was stranded in the winter I'm definitely dying of hypothermia because no matter how cold it gets, I cannot stay in a sleeping bag the entire night without kicking my feet out when they get hot. Like I'm sorry I know we're trying to survive up here but these piggies need some air
I wish we just had two big continuous teeth, one on top and one on the bottom. It would be more durable and we wouldn't have to floss.
December 2, 2024 at 7:51 PM
I wish we just had two big continuous teeth, one on top and one on the bottom. It would be more durable and we wouldn't have to floss.
Imagine covering your arm in a giant single tattoo instead of slowly getting a bunch of stupid little ones over time.
*This post made by patchwork tatt gang
*This post made by patchwork tatt gang
November 25, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Imagine covering your arm in a giant single tattoo instead of slowly getting a bunch of stupid little ones over time.
*This post made by patchwork tatt gang
*This post made by patchwork tatt gang
Imagine if you were like really into vampires and you researched them and consumed every piece of media about them and then get bit by a werewolf.
November 25, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Imagine if you were like really into vampires and you researched them and consumed every piece of media about them and then get bit by a werewolf.
Solaris but it's your high school gym teacher who keeps appearing
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Solaris but it's your high school gym teacher who keeps appearing
no babe i'm not looking at other girls i'm just jim halpertfacing i swear
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
no babe i'm not looking at other girls i'm just jim halpertfacing i swear
Hell yeah I'm 4 b
Breakfast
Bideo Games
Burglary
and Butt stuff!
Breakfast
Bideo Games
Burglary
and Butt stuff!
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Hell yeah I'm 4 b
Breakfast
Bideo Games
Burglary
and Butt stuff!
Breakfast
Bideo Games
Burglary
and Butt stuff!
Finished the Queen's Gambit last night and I haven't been this excited about chess since that whole anal bead scandal
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Finished the Queen's Gambit last night and I haven't been this excited about chess since that whole anal bead scandal
People keep trying to generate controversy around Chappell Roan but really the most offensive thing she's done is imply that Papa John's pizza will ever show up hot.
October 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
People keep trying to generate controversy around Chappell Roan but really the most offensive thing she's done is imply that Papa John's pizza will ever show up hot.
Looking back a lot of millennial humor was pretty funny, but it aged like milk because the style was to deliver it like you were an excited gentleman at a royal ball or something
October 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Looking back a lot of millennial humor was pretty funny, but it aged like milk because the style was to deliver it like you were an excited gentleman at a royal ball or something
Steve Harwell, Smashmouth front man and motion capture model for Shrek, has died.
September 6, 2023 at 5:53 AM
Steve Harwell, Smashmouth front man and motion capture model for Shrek, has died.
Damn I totally missed that Bob Barker, the great annihilator of animal gonads, died a few days ago.
August 30, 2023 at 1:43 PM
Damn I totally missed that Bob Barker, the great annihilator of animal gonads, died a few days ago.
It's weird when you're stoned as fuck watching an old Care Bears cartoon at 3 am and they start ranting about "the Holodomor" like what
July 27, 2023 at 4:43 AM
It's weird when you're stoned as fuck watching an old Care Bears cartoon at 3 am and they start ranting about "the Holodomor" like what
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you do realize the impact that "Ending the Vietnam War" would have on indigenous Ethical Pimps ???
July 21, 2023 at 1:17 AM
you do realize the impact that "Ending the Vietnam War" would have on indigenous Ethical Pimps ???
Every time there's a new social network I tell myself this will be the one where I'm cool and hilarious and never find myself embarrassingly drunk texting people so let's see how long this lasts
July 26, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Every time there's a new social network I tell myself this will be the one where I'm cool and hilarious and never find myself embarrassingly drunk texting people so let's see how long this lasts