Amy
@amyhoneyjellybee.bsky.social
🩷💜💙 Pro choice, pro rights, pro therapy, pro being a decent human being in general
I like games, doing witchy things, eating as much yummy foods as I can, and being a silly little goose
Chronically ill and I WILL complain about it
I like games, doing witchy things, eating as much yummy foods as I can, and being a silly little goose
Chronically ill and I WILL complain about it
The fact that kitchen aid standing mixers are over $400 really makes me want to jump off a cliff
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The fact that kitchen aid standing mixers are over $400 really makes me want to jump off a cliff
Turns out listening to the stardew soundtrack while fighting your way through Costco makes it a little more tolerable.
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Turns out listening to the stardew soundtrack while fighting your way through Costco makes it a little more tolerable.
Was gonna make spaghetti for dinner, realized we didn't have enough pasta for all three of us, made homemade gnocchi instead...which was not the amount of effort I was expecting to put in but it was yummy and I taught mini honeyjelly how to make it in the process so it was worth it 💁🏼♀️
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Was gonna make spaghetti for dinner, realized we didn't have enough pasta for all three of us, made homemade gnocchi instead...which was not the amount of effort I was expecting to put in but it was yummy and I taught mini honeyjelly how to make it in the process so it was worth it 💁🏼♀️
Last night before I fell asleep I told myself I would BIG clean the downstairs today and I actually did it! Everyone clap!
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Last night before I fell asleep I told myself I would BIG clean the downstairs today and I actually did it! Everyone clap!
The lengths we go to to try and keep the kittens from destroying the whole tree
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The lengths we go to to try and keep the kittens from destroying the whole tree
I think a mistake was made and I was supposed to come to this earth as a cat. I get grumpy if I don't eat enough snacks or take 8 three hour naps a day, and im also particular about cleanliness.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I think a mistake was made and I was supposed to come to this earth as a cat. I get grumpy if I don't eat enough snacks or take 8 three hour naps a day, and im also particular about cleanliness.
I'm rewatching Gab Smolders Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon vod and my husband just poked his head over the stairs railing and said, "Tino Baldussy", and then vanished again.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm rewatching Gab Smolders Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon vod and my husband just poked his head over the stairs railing and said, "Tino Baldussy", and then vanished again.
Help I've been coughing so hard that I threw my neck out (old)
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Help I've been coughing so hard that I threw my neck out (old)
Not me hearing Katya say beef stew looks like diarrhea (but tastes good) while I have beef stew cooking in the crock pot
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December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not me hearing Katya say beef stew looks like diarrhea (but tastes good) while I have beef stew cooking in the crock pot
Does anyone else's dog shit in a circle around them or is it just our little dumbass? I wonder if its stronger than a salt circle..
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Does anyone else's dog shit in a circle around them or is it just our little dumbass? I wonder if its stronger than a salt circle..
Will I regret getting back on Instagram? We'll see! I need more hmj on there too so follow if you'd like!
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December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Will I regret getting back on Instagram? We'll see! I need more hmj on there too so follow if you'd like!
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A snowflake landed on my arm this morning and instead of melting right away I could see its perfect little shape, nature is magic and everything's gonna be ok!!! 😭❄️
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A snowflake landed on my arm this morning and instead of melting right away I could see its perfect little shape, nature is magic and everything's gonna be ok!!! 😭❄️
A fuck ass white being 2026 color of the year feels pretty on brand for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A fuck ass white being 2026 color of the year feels pretty on brand for some reason
Will my cough go away by next week? Time will tell!
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Will my cough go away by next week? Time will tell!
The most important parts of the YouTube wrapped I think
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The most important parts of the YouTube wrapped I think
I'm in the phase of growing my hair out where it always looks bad and I want to cut it all off again. I will resist!!!!!
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December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm in the phase of growing my hair out where it always looks bad and I want to cut it all off again. I will resist!!!!!
When resting and recovering, be sure to have a pile of cats on or near you, as the purring will speed up healing
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December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When resting and recovering, be sure to have a pile of cats on or near you, as the purring will speed up healing
Yall ever migrained so hard that the room spins??
(Help)
(Help)
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yall ever migrained so hard that the room spins??
(Help)
(Help)
Hoping this smoothie and oatmeal from Jamba Juice will save the day!
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hoping this smoothie and oatmeal from Jamba Juice will save the day!
I always manage to miss an entire chunk of hair when I braid it what's wrong with me?
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I always manage to miss an entire chunk of hair when I braid it what's wrong with me?
LMAOO imagine quoting me and THIS is your argument. We got meditation at home bestie, zero dollars.
(Not requoting because I don't want this random man to keep interacting with me)
(Not requoting because I don't want this random man to keep interacting with me)
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
LMAOO imagine quoting me and THIS is your argument. We got meditation at home bestie, zero dollars.
(Not requoting because I don't want this random man to keep interacting with me)
(Not requoting because I don't want this random man to keep interacting with me)
Hey so why are some Lego sets nearly $500?!! What's up with that?!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hey so why are some Lego sets nearly $500?!! What's up with that?!!
OF COURSE the peak of my sickness was on the actual holiday and now l'm feeling a little bit better! I needed this energy yesterday! 😭 Oh well we got through it, hope everyone else who has been sick this week is starting to feel better too! We made it through divas!
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
OF COURSE the peak of my sickness was on the actual holiday and now l'm feeling a little bit better! I needed this energy yesterday! 😭 Oh well we got through it, hope everyone else who has been sick this week is starting to feel better too! We made it through divas!
Ever since we moved several hundred miles from any of our family members, holidays like this have been small and quiet. And while small and quiet isn't what we grew up with, we always make too much food and eat super late because we're awful at timing everything, I've been enjoying it!
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ever since we moved several hundred miles from any of our family members, holidays like this have been small and quiet. And while small and quiet isn't what we grew up with, we always make too much food and eat super late because we're awful at timing everything, I've been enjoying it!