Also, cherry on top: Pierpont was J.P. Morgan’s uncle

Turns out it’s just cruelty.

I’m not a horse, so not sure. In hindsight the bells could go on the reins and that would work just as well.

Do you want to? Because I’m that gal today. In jingle bells, it refers to the bells on the bobbed (cropped) tails of horses that worked like a car horn or a bike bell because sleighs in the snow don’t really make a lot of noise.

*their

Recipes exist

A couple of yours overlap with mine:
Perfect Circle
Finest Worksong
Hairshirt
Untitled
Turn You Inside Out
Drive
King of Birds
Swan Swan H
Superman
Sweetness Follows
*special consideration for their cover of King Of The Road

Gumby?

P.S. It would be cool to see the two of them in a cold open together.

I also love that he calls them “men” and not “boys”. I think it makes a difference.

Jeez, when you said that all you do is shitpost on BlueSky, you weren’t kiddin’ around 😉