Amy Masson
@amymasson.bsky.social
Everyone has met or known a dog that’s afraid of men.
Has anyone ever seen a dog that’s afraid of women and not men?
Has anyone ever seen a dog that’s afraid of women and not men?
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Everyone has met or known a dog that’s afraid of men.
Has anyone ever seen a dog that’s afraid of women and not men?
Has anyone ever seen a dog that’s afraid of women and not men?
I’m tired of winter.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m tired of winter.
Someone once lectured me on kids having too much stuff, saying they stopped giving their kids xmas gifts and instead were spending that money on a family vacation to Cancun.
If the amount of money you are spending on Xmas can fund a family trip to Cancun, I think I see what the problem was…
If the amount of money you are spending on Xmas can fund a family trip to Cancun, I think I see what the problem was…
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Someone once lectured me on kids having too much stuff, saying they stopped giving their kids xmas gifts and instead were spending that money on a family vacation to Cancun.
If the amount of money you are spending on Xmas can fund a family trip to Cancun, I think I see what the problem was…
If the amount of money you are spending on Xmas can fund a family trip to Cancun, I think I see what the problem was…
All I want in life is to have my pot luck dish roasted by Shaiie.
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
All I want in life is to have my pot luck dish roasted by Shaiie.
House is clean. Table is set. Food is prepped. Tomorrow is just sticking things in the oven and then eating.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
House is clean. Table is set. Food is prepped. Tomorrow is just sticking things in the oven and then eating.
FYI: one stick of butter is not enough for mashed potatoes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
FYI: one stick of butter is not enough for mashed potatoes.
In the starting phases of planning a family vacation to Japan and am feeling so lucky that my kids still enjoy traveling with me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In the starting phases of planning a family vacation to Japan and am feeling so lucky that my kids still enjoy traveling with me.
Why do people call girls “underage women” but you never hear about “underage men?” (That’s not a real question, I know the answer.)
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why do people call girls “underage women” but you never hear about “underage men?” (That’s not a real question, I know the answer.)
I hear people say to “match their energy” but nobody ever matches my energy.
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hear people say to “match their energy” but nobody ever matches my energy.
If you find yourself getting older and don’t find yourself wanting to be in relationships or have sex with people your age, and in fact find teenagers sexy, then I have some advice for you: go to fucking therapy.
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If you find yourself getting older and don’t find yourself wanting to be in relationships or have sex with people your age, and in fact find teenagers sexy, then I have some advice for you: go to fucking therapy.
What’s up with so many men wanting to have sex with teenagers? Why is this a thing? Like, you just don’t see this on the same scale with women.
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
What’s up with so many men wanting to have sex with teenagers? Why is this a thing? Like, you just don’t see this on the same scale with women.
Children can never consent to sex with adults. Never. If an adult is having sex with a child, they are raping a child 100% of the time.
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Children can never consent to sex with adults. Never. If an adult is having sex with a child, they are raping a child 100% of the time.
Reminder: Megyn Kelly has always been a piece of shit.
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reminder: Megyn Kelly has always been a piece of shit.
With the release of more Epstein information, the tide will change and Republicans will now start to talk about how having sex with teenagers isn’t that big of a deal.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
With the release of more Epstein information, the tide will change and Republicans will now start to talk about how having sex with teenagers isn’t that big of a deal.
People getting all riled up about the Epstein news. I guarantee this will literally account for nothing. It won’t affect him at all. If anything, his people will like him better for it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
People getting all riled up about the Epstein news. I guarantee this will literally account for nothing. It won’t affect him at all. If anything, his people will like him better for it.
I have a problem. I’m fast and get things turned around quickly, often same day. Sometimes in minutes. Now people expect that. And sometimes get angry when I don’t respond as fast. When in reality, few other companies would be close to as responsive as I am.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have a problem. I’m fast and get things turned around quickly, often same day. Sometimes in minutes. Now people expect that. And sometimes get angry when I don’t respond as fast. When in reality, few other companies would be close to as responsive as I am.
Supreme Court decides Trump can continue to starve Americans. What a proud day for our country.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Supreme Court decides Trump can continue to starve Americans. What a proud day for our country.
Does anyone else have memories of being yelled at for running in the house while a cake was baking? Or was that just my mom?
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Does anyone else have memories of being yelled at for running in the house while a cake was baking? Or was that just my mom?
Hillary Clinton was right about everything.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hillary Clinton was right about everything.
Republicans would rather their own lives be considerably worse than let someone they think less of have their life get slightly better.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Republicans would rather their own lives be considerably worse than let someone they think less of have their life get slightly better.
My mom will answer the phone regardless of where she is. Driving. In a restaurant. In a doctor appointment. In a casino. So I look at her location before calling to make sure she isn’t driving but she keeps accidentally turning off Find My Friends. So we put an air tag in her car.
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My mom will answer the phone regardless of where she is. Driving. In a restaurant. In a doctor appointment. In a casino. So I look at her location before calling to make sure she isn’t driving but she keeps accidentally turning off Find My Friends. So we put an air tag in her car.
Anyone celebrating people going hungry is a trash human being. Anyone who thinks a kid doesn’t deserve a fucking birthday cake because they are poor is a trash human being. I said what I said.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anyone celebrating people going hungry is a trash human being. Anyone who thinks a kid doesn’t deserve a fucking birthday cake because they are poor is a trash human being. I said what I said.
People who make content - you don’t have to ask people to like and subscribe. If your content is good, they’ll do that without being told.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People who make content - you don’t have to ask people to like and subscribe. If your content is good, they’ll do that without being told.
Republicans are trying to blame Democrats for health care and SNAP going away as if this hasn’t been their agenda since the dawn of time.
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Republicans are trying to blame Democrats for health care and SNAP going away as if this hasn’t been their agenda since the dawn of time.
Hot take: People who pay for pianos are chumps. I’ve been offered so many free pianos I could start a piano store. Except nobody would buy them because pianos are free, apparently.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hot take: People who pay for pianos are chumps. I’ve been offered so many free pianos I could start a piano store. Except nobody would buy them because pianos are free, apparently.