Amy O’Neill
@amymoneill.bsky.social
Painting | Drawing | Nonsense | Milwaukee
Today I am 18,530 days old, meaning I have crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line.
December 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Today I am 18,530 days old, meaning I have crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line.
Holding the door for two old ladies going into Beans & Barley, one of them said, “there’s a car in the lot with the license plate ‘I PUT OUT’, it’s probably a firefighter but it’s so funny.” I replied “I will personally give you ten dollars if you convince someone that it’s your car.” They HOWLED.
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Holding the door for two old ladies going into Beans & Barley, one of them said, “there’s a car in the lot with the license plate ‘I PUT OUT’, it’s probably a firefighter but it’s so funny.” I replied “I will personally give you ten dollars if you convince someone that it’s your car.” They HOWLED.
Forgive me if this has been skeeted to death, but I just learned that James Blair is 36 years old
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Forgive me if this has been skeeted to death, but I just learned that James Blair is 36 years old
Listen, we’re all just trying to use our bed bath & beyond coupon at the orange julius while we get our ears pierced
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Listen, we’re all just trying to use our bed bath & beyond coupon at the orange julius while we get our ears pierced
There’s so much bad news right now, so to offer something good that just happened, I successfully backed into a parking spot with the confidence of an older man.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There’s so much bad news right now, so to offer something good that just happened, I successfully backed into a parking spot with the confidence of an older man.
Jay Kelly has the same amount of unexpected cardio as The French Connection.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Jay Kelly has the same amount of unexpected cardio as The French Connection.
I feel like I’m having a stroke watching Great British Bake Off seeing for the first time the vast difference between British and American flapjacks.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I feel like I’m having a stroke watching Great British Bake Off seeing for the first time the vast difference between British and American flapjacks.
This week in my figure drawing class, I read to them while they worked on a two day drawing. I do this at least once a semester, but this class was the most affected by it. Their whole bodies relaxed, they hung on every word, and they made incredible drawings because of it. Magical.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This week in my figure drawing class, I read to them while they worked on a two day drawing. I do this at least once a semester, but this class was the most affected by it. Their whole bodies relaxed, they hung on every word, and they made incredible drawings because of it. Magical.
This is Catherine Martin, who would wish you all a happy Halloween if she felt like it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is Catherine Martin, who would wish you all a happy Halloween if she felt like it.
From what I learned in social studies, the demolition of the East Wing seems wrong.
October 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
From what I learned in social studies, the demolition of the East Wing seems wrong.
Artists put our penmanship to proper use in times like these. No Kings Milwaukee USA
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Artists put our penmanship to proper use in times like these. No Kings Milwaukee USA
TRIPLE PLAY I LOVE THIS TEAM
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
TRIPLE PLAY I LOVE THIS TEAM
Sal Frelick looks like a witcher (complimentary)
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sal Frelick looks like a witcher (complimentary)
Watching last nights Brewers game in a hotel bar in Branson with a mixed Brewers/Cubs crowd was intense and amazing.
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Watching last nights Brewers game in a hotel bar in Branson with a mixed Brewers/Cubs crowd was intense and amazing.
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Milwaukee with a hard L
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Milwaukee with a hard L
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Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
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I love everything about this year’s Brewers team. Friendship and teamwork.
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I love everything about this year’s Brewers team. Friendship and teamwork.
The season long vibe of the Brewers. LFG.
October 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The season long vibe of the Brewers. LFG.
I dropped my USB drive on my way to campus, but I retraced my steps and found it three blocks away; please clap
September 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I dropped my USB drive on my way to campus, but I retraced my steps and found it three blocks away; please clap
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
Jeff Hiller forever.
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jeff Hiller forever.
I just saw a picture of Nick Fuentes for the first time and legit thought it was a pic of a random lesbian.
September 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I just saw a picture of Nick Fuentes for the first time and legit thought it was a pic of a random lesbian.
Trump dismantled every system of government without ever considering that a functional FBI might be needed to track down the killer of one of his guys.
September 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump dismantled every system of government without ever considering that a functional FBI might be needed to track down the killer of one of his guys.
Trump ordered flags at half staff for that guy and literally no one else? What is happening
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Trump ordered flags at half staff for that guy and literally no one else? What is happening