Get rotated idiot

I absolutely hate how apps and websites will just force redesigns without any reason and just completely mess up my muscle memory

Apparently Rudolph’s red nose *isn’t* the result of harlequin ichthyosis and I did not realise that

do I *need* to get out of bed today or can I just rot for a while

mmm sandwiches

Why is half of my feed on here in German? Like how does Bluesky know I took two years in high school and why do they think it’s still relevant to me

help the antidepressants aren’t antidepressing

Panicking because I can’t find my phone (I’m holding it)

Google maps street view is an atrocity. No, Google, I don’t want to travel back to 2007. No, Google, I don’t want to see a bunch of fog instead of the actual street view. No, Google, I don’t want to go to the street below the overpass. No, Google, I don’t want to see the street, I want the 360 image

Why is it cold ;-;

mariah carey has taken over the american retail sector and fm radio for the foreseeable future, and now i’m scared to go outside

meep :3