Amy Watkins
@amywatkins.bsky.social
4 pets, 3 kids, 2 brain cells, 1 husband, 0 fucks to give
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"Losing My Religion" came on the classic rock station. Anyone got any good recommendations for retirement homes?
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Losing My Religion" came on the classic rock station. Anyone got any good recommendations for retirement homes?
Me, having just put the 8-year-old back to bed at midnight on Halloween: "If you wake her back up, I'm making it your problem."
My 16-year-old son to his stepfather and stepsister: "It's been a while since I've been legitimately afraid of my mother."
My 16-year-old son to his stepfather and stepsister: "It's been a while since I've been legitimately afraid of my mother."
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Me, having just put the 8-year-old back to bed at midnight on Halloween: "If you wake her back up, I'm making it your problem."
My 16-year-old son to his stepfather and stepsister: "It's been a while since I've been legitimately afraid of my mother."
My 16-year-old son to his stepfather and stepsister: "It's been a while since I've been legitimately afraid of my mother."
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Amy Watkins
IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP FOR NO KINGS!
We’re seeing viral posts urging people to sit down/stay silent if violence emerges.
PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.
In certain circumstances with activists highly trained in civil disobedience this *can* be effective.
At a mass protest, it is a recipe for disaster.
We’re seeing viral posts urging people to sit down/stay silent if violence emerges.
PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.
In certain circumstances with activists highly trained in civil disobedience this *can* be effective.
At a mass protest, it is a recipe for disaster.
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP FOR NO KINGS!
We’re seeing viral posts urging people to sit down/stay silent if violence emerges.
PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.
In certain circumstances with activists highly trained in civil disobedience this *can* be effective.
At a mass protest, it is a recipe for disaster.
We’re seeing viral posts urging people to sit down/stay silent if violence emerges.
PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.
In certain circumstances with activists highly trained in civil disobedience this *can* be effective.
At a mass protest, it is a recipe for disaster.
I will never not be fascinated by stories of people who thought they could tame wild animals, only to be brutally killed by the animals they called pets.
The loss of life is of course sad, but how many of these incidents need to happen before people learn?
#bigcats #snakes #chimps #bears
The loss of life is of course sad, but how many of these incidents need to happen before people learn?
#bigcats #snakes #chimps #bears
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The KJV Bible sent to schools in OK omit the 11th - 27th amendments, and include the 3/5 compromise, which was repealed by the 14th amendment in 1868. Requiring the Bible in classrooms is problematic in and of itself, but this makes it so, so much worse. Literally everyone should care about this.
Ryan Walters sent me the wrong Constitution! #ryanwalters #oklahoma #oklaed
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September 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The KJV Bible sent to schools in OK omit the 11th - 27th amendments, and include the 3/5 compromise, which was repealed by the 14th amendment in 1868. Requiring the Bible in classrooms is problematic in and of itself, but this makes it so, so much worse. Literally everyone should care about this.
Prepping for a baking session! I love baking for coworkers
September 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Prepping for a baking session! I love baking for coworkers
My sunflowers are about to bloom!
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My sunflowers are about to bloom!
Do you ever refer to yourself and "your brain" as if they are separate entities? (ex: "My brain thought it would be a good idea to...") And follow-up, do you identify as neurodivergent in any way?
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Do you ever refer to yourself and "your brain" as if they are separate entities? (ex: "My brain thought it would be a good idea to...") And follow-up, do you identify as neurodivergent in any way?
Solo Scrabble!
Turns: 30
Total Score: 576
Highest Scoring Word: "baked" (39)
Turns: 30
Total Score: 576
Highest Scoring Word: "baked" (39)
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Solo Scrabble!
Turns: 30
Total Score: 576
Highest Scoring Word: "baked" (39)
Turns: 30
Total Score: 576
Highest Scoring Word: "baked" (39)
August 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have seen two separate stories in the past week where a child has died after being forgotten in a hot car. Parents, please always check your backseat. Even if you think you already dropped them off. Even if you think they were never even in the car. It takes two seconds. Please just check.
July 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have seen two separate stories in the past week where a child has died after being forgotten in a hot car. Parents, please always check your backseat. Even if you think you already dropped them off. Even if you think they were never even in the car. It takes two seconds. Please just check.
Dice tower I made out of Perler beads :)
June 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dice tower I made out of Perler beads :)
Even fortune cookies are viewed as adspace now. :(
June 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Even fortune cookies are viewed as adspace now. :(
Life is too short to not surround yourself with things that make you happy.
June 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Life is too short to not surround yourself with things that make you happy.
What's the difference between a comma and a cat?
One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws. ₍^. .^₎⟆
One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws. ₍^. .^₎⟆
June 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
What's the difference between a comma and a cat?
One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws. ₍^. .^₎⟆
One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws. ₍^. .^₎⟆
My husband asked me to make some treats for his students. I saved some of each for my brother's birthday.
May 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My husband asked me to make some treats for his students. I saved some of each for my brother's birthday.
If I scroll YouTube long enough on my phone at 1 am without choosing something to watch, the algorithm starts almost exclusively serving videos by a channel I specifically listen to to sleep (I use the app's sleep timer). I have never felt so judged by an app before.
May 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If I scroll YouTube long enough on my phone at 1 am without choosing something to watch, the algorithm starts almost exclusively serving videos by a channel I specifically listen to to sleep (I use the app's sleep timer). I have never felt so judged by an app before.
If you didn't document it, it didn't happen.
May 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If you didn't document it, it didn't happen.
"I'mma find yo Aaliyah-lookin' ass!" is one of my favorite movie lines ever.
#romeomustdie #anthonyanderson #aaliyah
#romeomustdie #anthonyanderson #aaliyah
May 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"I'mma find yo Aaliyah-lookin' ass!" is one of my favorite movie lines ever.
#romeomustdie #anthonyanderson #aaliyah
#romeomustdie #anthonyanderson #aaliyah
Espresso martinis are my love language. Good thing my husband makes the best ones.
May 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Espresso martinis are my love language. Good thing my husband makes the best ones.
I’ve been working on a new morning routine, which includes playing songs off of a playlist to get me moving. Up-beat, dance-able, and positive. Things like “Walking on Sunshine”, “500 Miles”, and “Can’t Stop the Feeling”.
What are your favorite songs that make you feel happy, and give you energy?
What are your favorite songs that make you feel happy, and give you energy?
April 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’ve been working on a new morning routine, which includes playing songs off of a playlist to get me moving. Up-beat, dance-able, and positive. Things like “Walking on Sunshine”, “500 Miles”, and “Can’t Stop the Feeling”.
What are your favorite songs that make you feel happy, and give you energy?
What are your favorite songs that make you feel happy, and give you energy?
April 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM