Hey Apple, I’m an iPhone user since day one. We do need a Left-Handed Mode toggle function. Pretty please.

I have a problem with vinyl collectors who obsess over reissues, represses, and coloured variants of old albums. I don’t see the point. If you want the record, go and find the original pressing. In most cases it’s cheaper, and often the sound quality is better. Reissues are not the real thing!

Heated Rivalry’s last episode (#6) overdosed on sweetness and somehow still got me. I object on principle, not in practice

I mean. Impressive.

Incredible. The “prime minister” who couldn’t survive a head to head with a lettuce is now launching a club for ‘pro-growth leaders’ at £500k a seat. At least the commitment to fiction remains strong. #liztruss