Unfair to expect anyone to speak coherently when thinking about Hua Cheng's bare thighs

Well now they have enough information to take my gender as well. I'm gonna tell them my bsky password next

Oh sorry I misgendered jiejie in my haste to tell her my social security number and bank account information

the way I audibly gasped

TELLING HIM EVERYTHING I KNOW RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

And once Ruoye is stitched back together, good as new, it can keep MQ bound securely but gently enough not to aggravate his healing burns

XL is sooo happy once MQ recovers enough to mend Ruoye, which he does, partly because his hands itch to Do Something and partly because XL smiles so vibrantly every time Ruoye gives any sign of life

YEAHY EAH YAH YEAH he has had ENOUGH of losing his favorite people. Never again!

HC isn't thrilled that there are other gods in his house but he doesn't have the time or will to complain bc the instant he reincorporates, he's getting thrown over gege's shoulder and chained to his own bed

Oughhgy it's never happened before... He's completely taken off guard... I bet he didn't know he could make so many of these adorable noises either! Fafa might be the lab rat but he sure is learning a lot!

MQ would heal faster in Heaven, but Heaven is still in an awful state, and XL has no interest in helping them rebuild. He's sick of that place. But Paradise Manor is freshly rebuilt and surely San Lang won't mind if Xie Lian makes himself at home. It was built for him after all