Patti Smith did more to raise me right than my mom ever did. I’d take her as a parent any day, any age :)

Please tell me the notification email for the mystery surprise comes from a Nigerian Prince

I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up

NOBODY FUCKS WITH MARILYN WHIRLWIND

Is that pronounced “mem-war” or “mem-wah”?

I want you to know that I was out RAKING yesterday (raking leaves from our driveway ONTO the lawn) and the neighbor asked if I’d like to borrow his leaf blower. I politely declined and continued with my joyful back wrenching.

And gentlemen in England now a-bed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks, Charlie Brown

Oblige him, Charlie Brown

WITNESS, Charlie Brown

I drink your milkshake, Charlie Brown

Game over, Charlie Brown