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Your friendly butler Chives
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He/they enby worm king
I want to watch birds and play sudoku.
September 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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May 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I was gonna comment and ask if she'd seen it. Paul Williams is the best assistant.
May 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I feel like there is some sort of subtle messaging going on in this post... Give me 12 hours, a pencil and a ream of paper and I'll figure it out.
April 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Correction: eased the idea of other genocides as also acceptable (guess who they got all their ideas about killing and sterilizing disabled people from?*coughUSAcoughcough*)
April 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It's Baldi's Basics for me. Solidarity.
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I worry about you
April 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We all know that when your canine companions safety is threatened, the best protection is throwing a gold bar into the home safe.
April 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
This is also why swathes of chickens have to be killed if outbreaks happen on farms and it creates egg shortages... Cause they'd rather spend the money to wash the eggs than keep their chickens safe. 🙃
March 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*pushes up glasses* it's also due to the fact America refuses to spend the money to vaccinate their chickens against salmonella. Instead choosing to outsource the cost of safety to stores and customers to refrigerate the eggs.
March 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I get that it's Lego and they can't make any pieces without connectors but...What are we meant to put on Pikachu's tail?

Nevermind. If they let me put a Lego bow on it then I take back my old man rants.
March 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Today at a used bookshop I overheard two old women in the attached room who were sorting books. The radio had swapped to the news, qouting Seymour. Both ladies audibly groaned and said
"Oh shut up, Seymour!"
"Yes, I want to punch his fucking face."
It's the little things that keep you going. 💜
March 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
March 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Oh the Redwall memories... (Sorry, this is anakuroma from Twitter 😅)
March 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My kindergarten teacher, who was the genuinly most sweet lady, was named Mrs. Pain
February 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM