Simon Crook
analogintent.bsky.social
Simon Crook
@analogintent.bsky.social
Donald J Trump. Stanley Cup winner.
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The entire editorial doesn’t mention oil once, but that is the sole reason he invaded.
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I have a dim memory of the BBC 1963 Story Box production and remember being terrified of the Narnians turned to stone.
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
How it started. How it’s going.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think the collective noun is ‘batch’
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I kept thinking of Stan while watching him…
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nailed it
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
He was extremely efficient.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Do people not have pots and pans? Seems like the best civil response would be loud and metallic and would notify the neighborhood.
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I hope the contractors working on the site demanded payment up front, because he won’t pay them after the work is complete.
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Happy birthday from another birthday twin (day and year!). Get yer kicks!
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Can’t wait for him to appear on SNL. With that delivery he could host.
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I think the ballroom should be the venue for the trials.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You have to worry when beavers can use saws.
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We just called her Newt.
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM