Tim Lofton
@analogkid84.bsky.social
Pacific NW transplant to Houston area 🤷♂️; UW meteorology degree to oncology biologics research; running, coffee, Calvin & Hobbes. Keep showing up.
God has a pretty strong record of giving humanity the 🖕.
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
God has a pretty strong record of giving humanity the 🖕.
This imbecile cannot possibly believe what he just said here. I can believe he said it, but he still moly cannot possibly believe this is true.
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This imbecile cannot possibly believe what he just said here. I can believe he said it, but he still moly cannot possibly believe this is true.
This is what happens when there's no consequences. We're a "nation of laws" up until it actually gets challenged, then we just throw our hands up.
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is what happens when there's no consequences. We're a "nation of laws" up until it actually gets challenged, then we just throw our hands up.
Garbage individual does garbage things.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Garbage individual does garbage things.
Except St. Helens was, and is, beautiful still.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Except St. Helens was, and is, beautiful still.
Complete fucking waste of money.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Complete fucking waste of money.
Fuck MS. Gave them up during the last election when it was clear they were not really interested in being any different.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fuck MS. Gave them up during the last election when it was clear they were not really interested in being any different.
"Fog of war" is not a justification of any kind. You can't just make shit up to rationalize uncalled for action. Well, I guess if you're this bunch you can. I hope their collective asses are in a sling some day.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Fog of war" is not a justification of any kind. You can't just make shit up to rationalize uncalled for action. Well, I guess if you're this bunch you can. I hope their collective asses are in a sling some day.
So much for our commanders not following illegal orders.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So much for our commanders not following illegal orders.
I was hoping they'd both lose...
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I was hoping they'd both lose...
That's likely the nicest thing one can say about him.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That's likely the nicest thing one can say about him.
No, no, no...we demand the actual "slurrrp" audio.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
No, no, no...we demand the actual "slurrrp" audio.
And all of them below...cake!
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And all of them below...cake!
What a stain on the legal profession.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What a stain on the legal profession.
Wokester here, reporting for duty! 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wokester here, reporting for duty! 🫡
I base my "look" loosely off of the retail inventory principle of First-In-First-Out. So however things get put away when I do laundry is what determines my "look". Plus, 95% of my runs are pre-dawn, so I could wear a jester's outfit and no one would likely notice.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I base my "look" loosely off of the retail inventory principle of First-In-First-Out. So however things get put away when I do laundry is what determines my "look". Plus, 95% of my runs are pre-dawn, so I could wear a jester's outfit and no one would likely notice.