Zoo story time. The taipan enclosure had a note on it backstage. "You might be fast, they are faster NO HANDS PAST THIS NOTICE".

That sounds like a great gig though.

This one is at Nottingham's 600 year old goose fair

Oh well now I have feelings. I love Krull and a well budgeted remake would be great, but Abrams better keep his mystery box shit away from the glaive

Nope, tigers & lions were both Tranq dart, though there was a dark joke about shooting the customers if the javanese tiger got out.

Back in my zookeeper days escaped chimp was shoot on sight. They are brutal but people think they are cuddly.

See also Breedon on the hill (hill, hill on the hill) in Leicestershire.

I watched it, it's like von daniken was reborn as a whinging man baby with a huge chip on his shoulder.