Ananda Samudhram
@anandasamudhram.bsky.social
I'm a technology buff, having fun with jokes, etc. I hope this stuff brings smiles and brightens your day:) Follow for follow...#jokes
Listed in a vacancy for a public relations (PR) executive position: Essential skills - proven expertise in making molehills out of mountains ..😂
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Listed in a vacancy for a public relations (PR) executive position: Essential skills - proven expertise in making molehills out of mountains ..😂
Do right hand drive roads imply that you cannot use your left hand to drive? 😂
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Do right hand drive roads imply that you cannot use your left hand to drive? 😂
Do you miss the good old days when only humans contracted virus infections and computers never fell ill...?😂
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Do you miss the good old days when only humans contracted virus infections and computers never fell ill...?😂
The best things in life are free, especially for birding enthusiasts! The worldwide bird count (February, 14-17), enables everyone, everywhere, from beginners to seasoned watchers, to contribute/upload sightings of birds. Details at birdcount.org
Great Backyard Bird Count – Join us each February when the world comes together to watch, learn about, count, and celebrate birds.
Each year people from around the world come together to watch, learn about, count, and celebrate birds. Join us in February!
birdcount.org
January 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The best things in life are free, especially for birding enthusiasts! The worldwide bird count (February, 14-17), enables everyone, everywhere, from beginners to seasoned watchers, to contribute/upload sightings of birds. Details at birdcount.org
What'd the birthday candle confide to the psychiatrist? Answer: I'm getting burnt out with these celebrations..😂
January 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What'd the birthday candle confide to the psychiatrist? Answer: I'm getting burnt out with these celebrations..😂
How's a wedding party similar to a political party? Answer: Both anticipate lifelong associations and living happily ever after...😂
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
How's a wedding party similar to a political party? Answer: Both anticipate lifelong associations and living happily ever after...😂
Question: What are internet scams? Answer: Promises that you can see a dragon fly, that end up showing you a dragonfly…😂
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Question: What are internet scams? Answer: Promises that you can see a dragon fly, that end up showing you a dragonfly…😂
A fresh hiree bragged that he had a very high position in his company. The corporate videos proved his claim, he was stationed on the highest floor...😂
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A fresh hiree bragged that he had a very high position in his company. The corporate videos proved his claim, he was stationed on the highest floor...😂
The correct way to pronounce Uranus: Start with you, not your...😂
January 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The correct way to pronounce Uranus: Start with you, not your...😂
Bar Quiz: Can a round coin have a straight edge? Quick Answer: Yes, when you look at it from the side...😂
January 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Bar Quiz: Can a round coin have a straight edge? Quick Answer: Yes, when you look at it from the side...😂
Year 3040, aliens' Earth fan clubs visit us. An alien tourist group seeks Wednesday tours, dressed as wedding guests, expecting to experience Earth weddings. Their leader explains: Earthlings are ordered to marry on Wednesdays, the day designated as WED...😂
January 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Year 3040, aliens' Earth fan clubs visit us. An alien tourist group seeks Wednesday tours, dressed as wedding guests, expecting to experience Earth weddings. Their leader explains: Earthlings are ordered to marry on Wednesdays, the day designated as WED...😂
Ms. Beaty remarked casually, walking hand in hand down the aisle with Mr. Grittin Bird, whilst a couple of Birds secretly admired her by the bushes, "A bird in hand is better than two in the bush..."...😂
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ms. Beaty remarked casually, walking hand in hand down the aisle with Mr. Grittin Bird, whilst a couple of Birds secretly admired her by the bushes, "A bird in hand is better than two in the bush..."...😂
Student: Is foolish the opposite of wise?
Teacher: Yes
Student: Why is the opposite of clockwise not clock foolish? 😂
Teacher: Yes
Student: Why is the opposite of clockwise not clock foolish? 😂
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Student: Is foolish the opposite of wise?
Teacher: Yes
Student: Why is the opposite of clockwise not clock foolish? 😂
Teacher: Yes
Student: Why is the opposite of clockwise not clock foolish? 😂
After a class on geometry, a student asked: "We've covered right angled triangles. What about wrong angled triangles?
January 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
After a class on geometry, a student asked: "We've covered right angled triangles. What about wrong angled triangles?
My kid's kindergarten project will break the world's high jump record. The children plan to hold a high jump competition on the highest floor of the world's tallest skyscraper
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My kid's kindergarten project will break the world's high jump record. The children plan to hold a high jump competition on the highest floor of the world's tallest skyscraper
Over heard in a dating club: She (fitness buff) "I love climbing mountains". He (computer nerd) "Fascinating! How do mountains climb?" 😆
January 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Over heard in a dating club: She (fitness buff) "I love climbing mountains". He (computer nerd) "Fascinating! How do mountains climb?" 😆
My kid observed intently as I put a pot of water to boil. When the water began bubbling, she remarked that her textbook is wrong. And added, "It says a watched pot never boils.
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My kid observed intently as I put a pot of water to boil. When the water began bubbling, she remarked that her textbook is wrong. And added, "It says a watched pot never boils.
Why did Grrinn climb skyscrapers to sing? Answer: He wanted to reach his highest notes...😀
January 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why did Grrinn climb skyscrapers to sing? Answer: He wanted to reach his highest notes...😀
Why did the English language major quit the chicken farming cooperative? Answer: The management was always planning the egg and chicken production years ahead, but she had been taught that one shouldn't count the chickens before they are hatched...
January 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Why did the English language major quit the chicken farming cooperative? Answer: The management was always planning the egg and chicken production years ahead, but she had been taught that one shouldn't count the chickens before they are hatched...
What do you call a sale of bird call whistles, that chirp to attract wild birds? Answer: Chirp sale 😂
January 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
What do you call a sale of bird call whistles, that chirp to attract wild birds? Answer: Chirp sale 😂
54. The Ton brothers rolled on the stage during their live performances. The audience left en masse early, indicating that rolling Tons gather no mass. 😂
January 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
54. The Ton brothers rolled on the stage during their live performances. The audience left en masse early, indicating that rolling Tons gather no mass. 😂
A choreographer's new dance routine required a special lop-sided smile, that prompted the facial recognition software to ring a musical bell. Following instructions to release a succint advertisement for a suitable dancer, the AI published: Wanted - face that rings a bell...😆
January 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A choreographer's new dance routine required a special lop-sided smile, that prompted the facial recognition software to ring a musical bell. Following instructions to release a succint advertisement for a suitable dancer, the AI published: Wanted - face that rings a bell...😆
Festive word search...solution:) Fun is a fundamental right!
December 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Festive word search...solution:) Fun is a fundamental right!
My actress friend mentioned that she'll bring home an Oscar. For her birthday, celebrated at her home, she brought her current boyfriend, Grinn Oscar...😂
December 23, 2024 at 4:10 PM
My actress friend mentioned that she'll bring home an Oscar. For her birthday, celebrated at her home, she brought her current boyfriend, Grinn Oscar...😂