Anarcho-Asukaist
@anarcho-asukaist.bsky.social
No gods.
No masters.
No disqualification.
Falls count anywhere.
No masters.
No disqualification.
Falls count anywhere.
South Park reactions.
MAGA: *incoherent rage*
Normies: That was pretty funny.
My people: Bruh, why you doing Satan dirty like that?
MAGA: *incoherent rage*
Normies: That was pretty funny.
My people: Bruh, why you doing Satan dirty like that?
July 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
South Park reactions.
MAGA: *incoherent rage*
Normies: That was pretty funny.
My people: Bruh, why you doing Satan dirty like that?
MAGA: *incoherent rage*
Normies: That was pretty funny.
My people: Bruh, why you doing Satan dirty like that?
Just saying if the Epstein list does actually exist Elon has the bribe money to do something truly wild.
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just saying if the Epstein list does actually exist Elon has the bribe money to do something truly wild.
Tfw you get an unexpected friend on the Thursday zoom.
June 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Tfw you get an unexpected friend on the Thursday zoom.
I saw a brown person in front of Home Depot and chose Armageddon is literally the GOP platform.
June 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I saw a brown person in front of Home Depot and chose Armageddon is literally the GOP platform.
hE kEpT uS oUt oF wAr.
June 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
hE kEpT uS oUt oF wAr.
Downside of being a wrestling fan in retail. When a customer asks for a receipt and you can't punch them for the joke.
June 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Downside of being a wrestling fan in retail. When a customer asks for a receipt and you can't punch them for the joke.
Gotta admit it's gonna be kind of hilarious when Adams is out as mayor and Trump reinstates the prosecution of his many crimes out of spite.
June 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gotta admit it's gonna be kind of hilarious when Adams is out as mayor and Trump reinstates the prosecution of his many crimes out of spite.
Watching a friend of mine who lost his goddamned mind in 2020 really pump out the memes trying to preserve his cognitive dissonance in the wake of No Kings. They're getting desperate.
June 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Watching a friend of mine who lost his goddamned mind in 2020 really pump out the memes trying to preserve his cognitive dissonance in the wake of No Kings. They're getting desperate.
I feel like the fact that John Fetterman went hard right after the stroke isn't correlation but in fact causation.
June 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I feel like the fact that John Fetterman went hard right after the stroke isn't correlation but in fact causation.
Sad that this lethargic parade performance might put Whiskey Pete in more jeopardy than his penchant for drunk snitch tagging.
June 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sad that this lethargic parade performance might put Whiskey Pete in more jeopardy than his penchant for drunk snitch tagging.
Not her biggest fan but hope Nia Jax is ok. She got hardwayed something fierce.
May 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not her biggest fan but hope Nia Jax is ok. She got hardwayed something fierce.
Don't care about pope's but knowing this one shit in Matt Walsh's cereal makes me smile.
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Don't care about pope's but knowing this one shit in Matt Walsh's cereal makes me smile.
When people you barely talk to reach out upon finding out you're in a spot of bother it's hard to be a complete nihilist towards humanity. You almost forget good people exist sometimes.
May 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When people you barely talk to reach out upon finding out you're in a spot of bother it's hard to be a complete nihilist towards humanity. You almost forget good people exist sometimes.
If watching Elon Musk walk into the treasury to help himself and still lose money doesn't wreck your faith in capitalism I can't help you.
March 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If watching Elon Musk walk into the treasury to help himself and still lose money doesn't wreck your faith in capitalism I can't help you.
Probably not a coincidences the administration that will try to outlaw nonfat divorce has enough divorced dad energy to power the planet for several centuries
March 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Probably not a coincidences the administration that will try to outlaw nonfat divorce has enough divorced dad energy to power the planet for several centuries
Idea. If we refer to Elon as the father of the country maybe he'll abandon us.
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Idea. If we refer to Elon as the father of the country maybe he'll abandon us.
Can't wait for the Catholic Right to explode with glee if the Pope does the ol cackeroo.
February 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can't wait for the Catholic Right to explode with glee if the Pope does the ol cackeroo.
WWE has a North American champ from South America and a US champ from Canada. FUCKING OPEN BORDERS!
February 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
WWE has a North American champ from South America and a US champ from Canada. FUCKING OPEN BORDERS!
Went to check out something about Vengeance Day. I had the title wrong and tried to search Day of Vengance. I mistyped it as Davy of Vengeance and now I have the tagline, "Crockett's back and he's pissed." stuck in my head.
February 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Went to check out something about Vengeance Day. I had the title wrong and tried to search Day of Vengance. I mistyped it as Davy of Vengeance and now I have the tagline, "Crockett's back and he's pissed." stuck in my head.
Did anyone check to see if the stairs are alright?
February 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Did anyone check to see if the stairs are alright?
If I'd wanted some dirty foreigner to have my SSN I'd have tried to help a Nigerian prince.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If I'd wanted some dirty foreigner to have my SSN I'd have tried to help a Nigerian prince.
The more I hear RFK Jr. talk the more I believe the brainworm died of malnutrition.
January 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The more I hear RFK Jr. talk the more I believe the brainworm died of malnutrition.
What part of the phrase, "I don't know." is the hardest for people to understand?
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What part of the phrase, "I don't know." is the hardest for people to understand?
Had no idea @iwriteok.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social would be such a great comedy team but here we are. @edzitron.com is entirely to blame. We need Roth on BtB.
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Had no idea @iwriteok.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social would be such a great comedy team but here we are. @edzitron.com is entirely to blame. We need Roth on BtB.