But. BUT. One thing that has never happened to me on FFXIV is getting disconnected at the very end of the worst jump puzzle known to man, then logging back in to see myself across the water from where the thing starts. This isn't anger. This is just despair. Put-your-head-in-your-hands despair.

The only thing coming between her and absolutely pummeling Canach into the mattress aside from no rip is waiting for Endobelles to pick out the strap that'll empty his head the most

Honestly I bet the ettiquette thing would go a bit worse considering Null would have heard of the scholarly texts asked about, but straight up said he never found a chance to look into them. He's a hobo hero, he just spent his time wandering aimlessly and helping folks when needed.

Wandering mercenary/folk hero with no home before coming to Azoria that's seen all walks of life gets told by the new city boy in town that his smile is distracting before being asked out, feels the dread but goes anyway to see, then comes out of it lecturing city boy about the real world.

DAMMIT ARGYLE I LOVE THEM TOO

He's alright now at least, it was a really severe one but he thankfully was semi-aware and got himself into an upright position before it got really bad, and it didn't last very long. I knew it'd happen eventually since he's like me and has twitches when sleeping on his back.

Going from having to wait at least 5-10 seconds per loading screen and a nearly 3 second freeze during autosaves to no lag at all, that's UE porting for you.