They believe you should be allowed to kill people for being unattractive to them, I guess?

Getting your throat swabbed again? 😮‍💨

Too expensive (Compliment based on obvious experience & knowledge base)

I'm imagining the War Room from Dr. Strangelove but it's all your friends and instead of a world map up on the big board it's just his photo on a dart board.

Bodacious compartmentalization.

My entire posting career has been a palate cleanser.

I stopped a friend of mine who was getting really into the whole seed oils thing a while back mid-sentence with, "You really got nothing better going on, boss?"

I was wondering last night how long before that happened.

You had a hole cut into your head & your insides scooped out?

I was frozen in place at work. I was half an hour late coming home tonight because the thought of looking at my 5 year old daughter & knowing somebody else wasn't going home tonight to their kid was enough to numb my legs to the point that I couldn't stand up.

Gold their underwear, perhaps.

I have talked so many friends out of absurdly horrible right-wing beliefs by sitting down with them over a couple beers & telling them that whatever idiotic thing they said was something a no-pussy getting motherfucker would say, and they just laugh & say, "Yeah, you're right."

Playing now:

Don't you know that Pointing Out The Problematic Thing makes you as guilty as (if not guiltier than!!) The Guy Doing The Problematic Thing??

"Grok, zoom out this image" over & over again but read in the voice of a whiny 5 year old who's just saying, "Mom, mom, mommy, mommmmm..." trying to get you to pay attention to them.

Icarus.