Got my first sponge bath the club can’t handle me rn

12 more hours with my limited edition tiddies

Less than 2 weeks until no more tits

Old friend came to my city and didn’t reach out, when I made an effort to meet up when I was visiting hers last time. Feels bad l m a o

Losing massive amounts of aura every time I do that stupid walk when I'm a pedestrian and the car is letting me pass in front of them

It’s miserable just existing and the gov hating you enough to threaten your rights everyday

PUBG BUT ITS COSTCO

Can I please go the rest of my life not having to listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

Y’all can roast me for going to Delaware but we ate so much seafood for like $60

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

The pollening has arrived

Whoever stole my quarters ur moms a hoe