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Lily | 30 | You can only think of Halloween until you die
Christmas party today
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Holy fuck this was boring. I thought I’d stumbled on some fun streaming slop but wtf a movie about Walton Goggins trying to kill Santa should be so bad it’s good but it’s just bad. Half the movie is about Santa being contracted to make weapons for the US government and this is a good thing????
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A 2015 movie that serves as a front for being nostalgic about stoner comedies from a decade before it and in the end it’s pretty meh. I’m at a point where I’m a sucker for this stuff but this did basically nothing for me. Ah well.
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What am I doing with my life. It’s bad and it’s only so bad it’s funny for like 20 minutes before it’s just ??????? until it’s over. Glad I watched it though I love some pure irredeemable dogshit
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is the most touching thing I’ve heard all day
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Last day of work for the year tomorrow
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
lmaoooooooooo
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m still stuck here I can’t stop thinking about their stupid aprons I want to cry
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Oh my god I can’t get over her stupid gay apron
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You’re still older than me
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Very drunk for the third night in a row
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seasons Bleedings movie 4. Fun enough! I can’t decide whether I love or hate the characters bc they’re such strange caricatures it’s hard to discern what I should be feeling. Ending is waaaaay too long even at 87 min. MC has a jacket with Cephalic Carnage and Repulsion patches that’s cool I guess.
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Season’s Bleedings movie 3. Also a rewatch. A totally serviceable slasher, there’s some gnarly fun kills in here that keep things fun. Shame the whodunit aspect is completely underbaked and boring.
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Season’s Bleedings movie 2. Rewatch. Wouldn’t be Christmas without getting this one in. What else can I say that I don’t say every year, it’s a classic. There’s a shot of the staircase at the end of the movie that’s just completely out of my nightmares that wigs me out every time.
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Season’s Bleedings movie 1. I’m really kind of a sucker for found footage anthologies and maybe only the final one is really worth the price of admission but it’s so good I really can’t complain.
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And also lights
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anniversary dinner 💕
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
having a bad day at the bad day factory
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM