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@ancientgrapefruit.bsky.social
climate finance guy
predictit, urbanism, gardening, shitposts
mostly here to chuckle at good jokes & bad takes
I also make music: soundcloud.com/darkercopy / https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Jc4hFyCCnReGOYCMUtx60?si=huU5Oo80QT-G2JLBtOAhKw
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the Bard disagrees
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"So then what was Noah", doubters will say. Simple: he was a coyote
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Fixed
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
polymarket = mais grande, kalshi = legal nos estados unidos. enfim não são mto diferente
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The American dream: two cars in every garage and two brains in every pot
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
genuinely insane thing to say... like, whatever one's view about the phrase, there is no question of what river and sea it is referring to.
"'from sea to shining sea'? now hold on a minute. what seas are these? and one is shining? sus"
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's fun to bathe using a sink!
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ah yes, a Full Bath. that is, 3 sinks, no toilet, and no shower/bath
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
2 tubs (one for the laundry, one for the mud)
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Always be fuckin crying right through the winter
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"kilometers"?? folks, donald trump has gone woke
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Get you a shirt who can do both
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ho chi minh's revenge
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hwat
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What are the other issues?
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
unfortunately, politics actually takes place in messy reality, and idealized characters existing only in your mind don't get to participate. If you can't be happy that Zohran beat Cuomo, I don't know what to tell you!
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
And I trust Zohran more than Osse. What's more likely, that ZM has just immediately sold out, or that sometimes being strategic is a good idea? He knows what he's doing, that's why he won the election. Listen to him
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November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yes, that's correct. Because NY-8 is not all of NYC. It's much more right wing than the city as a whole. Jeffries, the incumbent, has 74% approval there. It's just a different situation entirely. The google doc lays out the case pretty clearly
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM