i hate to eat a big sandwich and look out at the water. sike.

got locked out of my twitter account

watching the new barry. sorry no shot a bar like that would be playing rilo kiley.

pepperidge farm brioche is insane for peanut butter and jelly. probably the best widely available peanut butter and jelly bread. little tip for the pb&j heads.

i pray that these linkedin-ass For You tab ghouls who post 50-tweet threads about how they're using ai to improve their multi-level marketing scheme's seo or whatever are the first to be devoured by the machine god.

bluesky exclusive mose pic. look at this idiot he thinks he's laundry.

i heard the playstation 6 is gonna be brown.