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We can do what we always do…talk dirty and pig out.
#330
She/Her 🩷💜💙
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#330
She/Her 🩷💜💙
📍 West Coast
Pinned
Megan Mullally and Molly Shannon play unhinged so well
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Megan Mullally and Molly Shannon play unhinged so well
Uber driver didn’t even try to cover up the Oui’d smell 😭
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Uber driver didn’t even try to cover up the Oui’d smell 😭
This why I stopped playing games with my family during the holidays 😂
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This why I stopped playing games with my family during the holidays 😂
This is the wrong day to send me anything incomplete
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is the wrong day to send me anything incomplete
Showing up to three Thanksgivings tomorrow. No warning 😭
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November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Showing up to three Thanksgivings tomorrow. No warning 😭
I am at the age where I do not wanna date you if you don’t take care of yourself. (PCP, urgent care when you’re sick, ect.)
I don’t have the capacity to worry about someone whose plan is to “hydrate and let is pass..”
NO.
I don’t have the capacity to worry about someone whose plan is to “hydrate and let is pass..”
NO.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I am at the age where I do not wanna date you if you don’t take care of yourself. (PCP, urgent care when you’re sick, ect.)
I don’t have the capacity to worry about someone whose plan is to “hydrate and let is pass..”
NO.
I don’t have the capacity to worry about someone whose plan is to “hydrate and let is pass..”
NO.
They don’t matter.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They don’t matter.
😭😭😭
I screamed and closed the video because NO!
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
😭😭😭
One of the nastiest things I’ve ever heard lmaooo
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One of the nastiest things I’ve ever heard lmaooo
Went outside once since I’ve been home…now I’m sick 😭
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Went outside once since I’ve been home…now I’m sick 😭
To forgive myself and give myself grace..
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
To forgive myself and give myself grace..
LMAO
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.” https://cnn.it/4rlYMQy
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
LMAO
Me scanning the holiday greeting company email for the word “bonus”
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November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me scanning the holiday greeting company email for the word “bonus”
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Skyline cleanse, my favorite genre of SNL skits lol. I love them so much 😂
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Skyline cleanse, my favorite genre of SNL skits lol. I love them so much 😂
I be so sick of autocorrect 😭
Say BITCH @autocorrect, "LEAPT" is a WORD!!! Ask @merriam-webster.com!!! You need to READ!
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I be so sick of autocorrect 😭
Is this show rage bait or what
Watching #LoveAfterLockup for the first time and I…..cannot believe this shit….
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is this show rage bait or what
Watching #LoveAfterLockup for the first time and I…..cannot believe this shit….
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Watching #LoveAfterLockup for the first time and I…..cannot believe this shit….
Kickers have one (1) job
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Kickers have one (1) job
He get on my nervesssss 😑
This is terrible football by Jeudy 😑
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He get on my nervesssss 😑
Every tight end’s name sounds like they would be a tight end.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Every tight end’s name sounds like they would be a tight end.
Ok Bey 😭😭
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November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ok Bey 😭😭
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