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“VIP access” like it’s a fucking WWE event? WTF is that even? A tax cut & a thumbs up selfie? JFC 😒
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
“VIP access” like it’s a fucking WWE event? WTF is that even? A tax cut & a thumbs up selfie? JFC 😒
Um……is this one of those “I had to watch it so you do too” things? Because 🤦🏼♀️ the 2nd hand embarrassment I feel right now 😂
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Um……is this one of those “I had to watch it so you do too” things? Because 🤦🏼♀️ the 2nd hand embarrassment I feel right now 😂
My oldest cat is named after this cat….we probably should have picked a different name 😒
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My oldest cat is named after this cat….we probably should have picked a different name 😒
Does he really not know that no one likes him? 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Does he really not know that no one likes him? 🤔
Give or take 8ish years 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Give or take 8ish years 🙄
“I’m not committing to it or not committing to it” ….. what? He is absolutely drunk with power and a pompous, arrogant 🤬. Does he know how insufferable he is? He has to know.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“I’m not committing to it or not committing to it” ….. what? He is absolutely drunk with power and a pompous, arrogant 🤬. Does he know how insufferable he is? He has to know.
I imagine he’s too busy figuring out how to tie it back to Biden for his next book 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I imagine he’s too busy figuring out how to tie it back to Biden for his next book 🙄
Yeah…we don’t want that kind of pressure. Those of us who didn’t drink the koolaid probably speak our minds way too often and loudly to get elected anyway 🤷♀️
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yeah…we don’t want that kind of pressure. Those of us who didn’t drink the koolaid probably speak our minds way too often and loudly to get elected anyway 🤷♀️
Same…and then I laughed. Good thing we’re already in hell 😅
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Same…and then I laughed. Good thing we’re already in hell 😅
They certainly do live in a completely different reality than the rest of us 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They certainly do live in a completely different reality than the rest of us 🙄
Wait…so he wants to be prosecuted for this too? 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wait…so he wants to be prosecuted for this too? 🤔
How the fuck is that agent not embarrassed about pressing charges for getting hit with a sandwich 😅 HTF are his friends not relentlessly teasing him about this?
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
How the fuck is that agent not embarrassed about pressing charges for getting hit with a sandwich 😅 HTF are his friends not relentlessly teasing him about this?
Took me way longer than I’d like to admit to realize what others think of me is none of my business 🤷♀️ No matter what I do I’ll be judged by someone and found wanting, so why worry about it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Took me way longer than I’d like to admit to realize what others think of me is none of my business 🤷♀️ No matter what I do I’ll be judged by someone and found wanting, so why worry about it.
May these mfers never have another day of peace, even when they’re alone. I hope their inner dialogue reminds them constantly how reprehensible they are for being a part of gov’t sanctioned terror & brutality against fellow Americans. I hope they can never look at their own face in the mirror again.
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
May these mfers never have another day of peace, even when they’re alone. I hope their inner dialogue reminds them constantly how reprehensible they are for being a part of gov’t sanctioned terror & brutality against fellow Americans. I hope they can never look at their own face in the mirror again.
It’s not even about “deserve” it’s 2025 FFS, you have to have (at least) a phone that can connect to the internet. People who believe you can get a job or just function in the world without that are just angry, dumb mother effers.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s not even about “deserve” it’s 2025 FFS, you have to have (at least) a phone that can connect to the internet. People who believe you can get a job or just function in the world without that are just angry, dumb mother effers.
I thought republican voters didn’t want us to be the world police anymore. I wonder how maga will square this squiggle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I thought republican voters didn’t want us to be the world police anymore. I wonder how maga will square this squiggle.
I wonder how the dick tater will spin that 🙄
October 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I wonder how the dick tater will spin that 🙄
But I thought Nosforatu said the population needs to drop dramatically 🤔
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
But I thought Nosforatu said the population needs to drop dramatically 🤔
That’s it? Only 1 poor soul made it to the rapture? Those bible thumpers severely overestimated how it would go 😅
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
That’s it? Only 1 poor soul made it to the rapture? Those bible thumpers severely overestimated how it would go 😅
Why does he always sign his tweets?? Does he sign his texts too? JFC. Also, has no one told him he was still prez that day?
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Why does he always sign his tweets?? Does he sign his texts too? JFC. Also, has no one told him he was still prez that day?
I know this is the onion but they been hitting too close to home lately, so I wouldn’t doubt that he has, at very least, brought it up 😅
October 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I know this is the onion but they been hitting too close to home lately, so I wouldn’t doubt that he has, at very least, brought it up 😅
I need this on a tin for my wall
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I need this on a tin for my wall