Andkelly
andkelly.bsky.social
Andkelly
@andkelly.bsky.social
Evil liberal English professor
Is anyone else a guest in their own home on YouTube? My official account has been irreparably polluted by my son. But the algorithms know the guest wants long, quiet history documentaries
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
My love for Winona Ryder is the real deal. if she had come to make a movie in Mississippi in the early 90s, she could’ve met her soulmate and avoided a lot of heartbreak.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Underbite twins
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Welp, Zed’s dead, baby.
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
All of these tech oligarchs have hardened villas in out of the way places in the pacific or wherever. Elon, zuck, etc. are literally trying to destroy society so they can play with their expensive bunkers and pick up the pieces after. Neal Stephenson was on all this 20 years ago in Cryptonomicon!
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Spotify – Web Player
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December 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I find it difficult to believe that drunken, sadistic wife-beater Pete Hegseth passed up the chance to see two people murdered just because he said so. He was probably trying to hide his boner with his hs history textbook.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Underbite twins
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Thou” is subjective. “Thee” is objective. Figure it out, assholes trying to sound fancy. I didn’t listen to my preacher grandfather’s long prayers for nothing.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Dear Winona Ryder,
I have always felt like it was space/time fault that you didn’t make a movie in Mississippi in the early 90s. You would’ve met a young English major who was your perfect match.

Having recently watched beetlejuice beetlejuice, I can confidently say that I’m still down to clown.
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
My BIG BRAIN conspiracy: Trump has been a Russian asset since the early 90s. The Russians also hacked the RNC in 2016, and these traitors have been messing up our country ever since.
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
So are they all required to have the little Charlie Kirk quiff now?
September 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I am a Trump shooter truther. It was a stunt that went wrong, and then they killed the kid who did it.
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Galatea 2.2 is the first Richard powers book I read, like, 25 years ago. I love his books but that one is starting to feel …uncool? Uncanny? Double plus un good?
September 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I hope that trumps recent concern about the afterlife is due to some news he has heard.
September 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
ChatGPT and the rest have this English suddenly sympathizing with the Luddites and the Butlerian Jihad
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reposted by Andkelly
August 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Is one ravioli a raviolus?
July 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I guess it’s good that food dyes are being banned? Just sprinkles on our shit sundae of a timeline, except we can’t even get sprinkles anymore. Because they’ll be banned.
June 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Any other Gen Xers out there with arthritis in your neck from flipping your bangs out of your eyes?
June 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m sure any number of people have complained about this: a circle is flat by definition. “Time is a flat circle,” is a cool line. But it’s also redundant and dumb
April 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m a little shocked at all the republicans saying, This isn’t Republism! This is what you assholes have been building towards since Nixon. You dipshits finally caught the car. How does it taste?
March 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
@footballramble.bsky.social If I understand Jim correctly, he’s saying that there’s an asterisk on Liverpool’s pandemic title, and there will be an asterisk on this one because it’s really Klopp’s team.
March 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Here’s the problem: Our first mega rich tech oligarch was Bill Gates. And while I’m sure he’s done his share of bad stuff, he has also done good stuff! Anyway, Superman is right and too much money turns you into a bald fuck with hair plugs
March 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
All of these tech oligarchs have hardened villas in out of the way places in the pacific or wherever. Elon and zuck and the rest are literally trying to destroy society so they can play with their expensive bunkers and pick up the pieces after
February 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM