This is for Christmas, so you'd have to promise to be really, really good

Hot cocoa surprise cookies and raspberry thumbprints. Candied pecans too

T Rex menorah is always a nice touch

I hoped the trailer was just a trick, but the festival reviews confirm that they basically changed everything

There is. It's been having troubles, but is hitting theaters in May

The salty sea air wreaks havoc on diaper tapes

Why is Tiny Tim so extra in this version?

Doesn't join the whole family's Christmas toast so he can give his own after. Tiny Tim doesn't share the spotlight!

Maybe it's because he has a name and most of his siblings don't

And because Scrooge was present at his nephew's, Topper Haines wasn't able to be so creepy

I very much judge A Christmas Carol adaptations on costuming

"It's a little plain, isn't it?"

"It's pink!" The fox spat.

"Pink and white. That's how we know it's for baby vixens."

"I'm not-"

"Just like this is!" With a flourish that looked practiced, the wolf unveiled a pair of plastic panties.

"There we go." The wolf cooed as he taped the diaper around the fox's waist. "Your diaper's on and look at that! You haven't burst into flames!" He made a show of looking the fox over for any signs of smoldering.