And one other thing!
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When leaders say things that are ridiculous but that we are expected to take seriously, taking that which is serious and making it ridiculous becomes an act of defiance.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
A: Ten tickles.
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
A: Ten tickles.
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah and a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah and a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
Ladies, if your guy asks for matador equipment for Christmas-
It’s a big red flag.
It’s a big red flag.
December 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Ladies, if your guy asks for matador equipment for Christmas-
It’s a big red flag.
It’s a big red flag.
Q: Why did the police arrest the beaver?
A: They had damming evidence against him.
A: They had damming evidence against him.
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Q: Why did the police arrest the beaver?
A: They had damming evidence against him.
A: They had damming evidence against him.
Q: What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
A: Stationary.
A: Stationary.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Q: What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
A: Stationary.
A: Stationary.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: You look for fresh prints.
A: You look for fresh prints.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: You look for fresh prints.
A: You look for fresh prints.
All the online guides I read said not to use the standard pick up lines.
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
All the online guides I read said not to use the standard pick up lines.
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
I finally quit my job at the candy store.
So long suckers!!
So long suckers!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I finally quit my job at the candy store.
So long suckers!!
So long suckers!!
Q: What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A: A walkie-talkie.
A: A walkie-talkie.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Q: What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A: A walkie-talkie.
A: A walkie-talkie.
I started doing lunges every day to improve my flexibility.
It's been a big step forward for me.
It's been a big step forward for me.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I started doing lunges every day to improve my flexibility.
It's been a big step forward for me.
It's been a big step forward for me.
Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested?
They committed unspeakable acts.
They committed unspeakable acts.
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested?
They committed unspeakable acts.
They committed unspeakable acts.
My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.
I can feel it!
I can feel it!
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.
I can feel it!
I can feel it!
Q: What do you call a four-foot-tall psychic who has escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large.
A: A small medium at large.
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Q: What do you call a four-foot-tall psychic who has escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large.
A: A small medium at large.
You'd think that finding your lost luggage in an airport would be easy, but that's not the case.
September 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You'd think that finding your lost luggage in an airport would be easy, but that's not the case.
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
He was disqualified.
He was disqualified.
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
He was disqualified.
He was disqualified.
Q: What is the best material for making a ninja suit?
A: Leather. It's made out of hide.
A: Leather. It's made out of hide.
September 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Q: What is the best material for making a ninja suit?
A: Leather. It's made out of hide.
A: Leather. It's made out of hide.
I just lost 20% of my couch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
September 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just lost 20% of my couch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
I don't love being a waiter, but it puts food on the table.
September 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I don't love being a waiter, but it puts food on the table.
Did you hear the story about the tornado?
There's a real twist at the end.
There's a real twist at the end.
September 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Did you hear the story about the tornado?
There's a real twist at the end.
There's a real twist at the end.
Google is a bad influence. I searched "How to become an arsonist" and it gave me fifty thousand matches.
August 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Google is a bad influence. I searched "How to become an arsonist" and it gave me fifty thousand matches.
My spouse asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled.
I said, "No, I think all kids smell like that."
I said, "No, I think all kids smell like that."
August 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My spouse asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled.
I said, "No, I think all kids smell like that."
I said, "No, I think all kids smell like that."
My wife gave birth to our son in the car on the way to the hospital. We named him Carson.
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My wife gave birth to our son in the car on the way to the hospital. We named him Carson.
If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that.
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that.