This you Brendan?

Once in a while the whole Internet comes together and it's glorious. Looking at the results of this collective brain power I can't help but wonder why we can't agree to settle on a single type of charging cable. I vote for USB-C.
#CEOritualsacrifice #caughtbycoldplay

Not surprising. This is what they were airing going into the 24th hour of Booker's speech. Senate floor record breaking wasn't newsworthy either I guess
#nonewstoday #fauxnews

Ringing the NYSE opening bell is an honor and an exciting moment. On a day like today it was more like presiding over a funeral. I wonder who was on that balcony this morning... Oh. Yes this feels appropriate.

The United States: A play in two acts

October 2024 vs April 2025

Them: Why would you ever want to leave this amazing country?? 🤡
Me: I don't want to grow old in an underdeveloped country without doctors or science or safe food or a Constitution. 😐

My kinda town

Only a week in and I'm exhausted. Sharing a reminder I had to give myself today.

No one person can save THE world. But each individual human's experiences are their world. So if you can help one person you can save A world. Just keep swimming, take a breather when you need to, and start again. 💙

I think the problem is supporters of this administration are using Mein Kampf as a "how to" manual while the rest of us have our noses buried in How to Win Friends and Influence People. Might be time to brush up on The Art of War.
#booknerdsassemble

What mental illness is this?

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the ones who voted for mass deportations. Thanksgiving is cancelled for you, you can have the listeria meat at home and think about what you've done.

It's never a good sign when Russian media is celebrating your National Intelligence Director pick like it's New Year's Eve in Moscow

Kenny from the Block trying to figure out what the F is going on in this country
#kennyfromtheblock

I'm still on Anger but I'll get there