Sorry Kraken. I got kids and a bedtime I gotta get to. You’re in god’s hands now.

My husband and I went to see Thor: Ragnarok on opening weekend. In the middle of the previews, the power went out. Turns out a car hit a pole and we were not going to have power for the rest of the night. They had to do handwritten refunds in the dark. It was chaos.

I like dislocating my arm to get the toilet paper. You don’t?

This week sucks! 👍🏼

Also. He does not like to be called dude.

Good luck because that is your nickname now.

Anyway. I also like my husband more than everybody else so I don’t know how that was meant to hurt my feelings. He’s pretty great. He gets along with lots of different people. Unfortunately I burn bridges.