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Andy Gatenby
@andrew.gatenby.dev
🧑🏻‍💻 Software Architect & Engineering Manager hybrid
🤩 Laravel Developer
👷🏻 Shopify App Developer
🔴 Boro fan
🎮 PSN & SteamDeck gamer
🎯 Battle Royale bullet magnet
😋 Mince pie, Doritos & Pepsi Max afficianado

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Hello world.
Merry Christmas all!

Hope Santa brings three points for this legend tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Perfect dictionary definition of a bogey team today. Hopefully McGree isn't out too long. Him going off hurt us and never recovered that early momentum.

#boro #utb
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Translation: "That's a mighty fine looking pie you've got there. Would be a shame if someone, who is very hungry, would stop you from eating it."

I give it 4 days before:

"This Netflix deal will make American movies great again."

Rotten.

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December 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Hull's #7 is definitely rocking those Draco Malfoy vibes.

#boro #utb
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Same again in the second half please. I think this Hellberg fella might just know what he's doing!

#boro #utb
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Rare sighting of Aléx Gílbért - in from the start for his customary goal at Hull. Hellberg must have found him in the same locked cupboard as Bangura, last week.

That seems a lot of firepower on the field, from the off too! Love to see it.

#boro #utb

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MFC @ MKM 🗒️
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
These 2 don't even look like humans. They look like lizard people wearing fake faces. It would explain a alot.

I profusely apologise to lizards everywhere for this comparison.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Great result that after poor and confused start. Derby an absolute pack of bruisers, very physical game.

Bangura had a banger of a game, given it's his first game back in about 85 years.

#boro
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Kaly Sene is an absolute menace with his closing down and press. Love to see it.

#boro
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Need to get back on that press, first 15-20 mins of second half was excellent. Conway's miss has taken the wind out of us!

#boro #utb
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Would love #Boro to sneak a 1-0 win here, but can't shake the feeling that Cov are about to batter us to make a statement.

#boro #utb
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Big fan of this guy already.

Rob who?!

#boro #utb

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Kim Hellberg | First Interview
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November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Forecast for today is a surge in support for Crystal Palace across Teesside 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
An exclusive insight into Stockton Councils planning for gritting roads ahead of the snow
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November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Definitely intrigued by this fella. Looks like he's pretty clued up, tactical awareness and an identity of how he wants to play exciting football.

Best part of it though is the mention that Adi is staying on at Boro regardless of what other staff Hellberg would bring in.

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🚨 Kim Hellberg is in pole position to be #Boro's next head coach. Deal not yet finalised but growing expectation the 37-year-old will replace Rob Edwards at the Riverside.

Adi Viveash still expected to be be in charge at Oxford on Saturday

Full story 👇
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/256265...
Middlesbrough head coach latest after Kim Hellberg developments
Kim Hellberg is in pole position to become Middlesbrough's next head coach.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I love (and 110% believe) the unconfirmed rumour that Steve Gibson has billed Rob Edwards for ~4 months of room & meals at Rockliffe Hall, whilst he was here.

I'd like to think hotel staff have thrown away his loafers and teeth whitening stuff from his room too.

Never fuck with Gibbo.

#boro #utb
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Teesside steel 💪🏻

#boro #utb
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Boro getting paid compensation for Edwards is better than sacking & paying him off. He thinks he's ambitious moving to PL, but it's more delusion - he'll be EFL or sacked by May.

Get shot. Bank the cash for Jan. Keep the rest of the coaching team. No individual is bigger than the club.

#utb #boro
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If Edwards is out the door, it'll be his reputation completely it tatters. He won't save Wolves, not even Pep would.

Throwing away his opportunity at redemption from double relegations under supportive & stable owner, fan base that has bought into his "togetherness" talk & backed him.

#boro #utb
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Get in! If you can't win, don't lose.

#boro #utb #borolive
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Referee is letting some decisions fly here, that even the most lenient judge would cast a custodial sentence for.

With McGree and Nypan on, I feel we're closer to an ideal starting 11. Strelec had looked sharp in places. Looking much brighter since they came on, for sure

#boro #utb #borolive
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wrexham were obvs due one on the "bounce back" episodes in their next series. 3-1 up to Cov, insane turnaround.

Now, if #Boro can beat Watford 16-0 tomorrow, we're back to the top of the league 🤣
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I do very much approve of how BBC can post match highlights on the website so soon after games now.

Saves any chance of accidentally having to suffer through Wayne Rooney "expert" insight whilst watching the full MOTD.
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Morgan Whittaker = goal machine.

Hope we use this game to make up some goal difference back on Coventry.

#Boro #UTFB
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October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Awesome performance, especially Hackney, buzzing for Whittaker and great shift from Burgzorg.

Sol Brynn too. With the football gods always watching, you never want to make a positive comment about a 'keeper mid-game, was excellent & vital penalty save!

Top of the league, once again 😎

#Boro #UTFB
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM