Andrew the Effortless
@andrew18301.bsky.social
Traveler and stand-up philosopher, expert-level procrastinator and never-do-weller
Been hearing from MAGAs saying Charlie is gonna be resurrected.
Conspiracy talk that he wasn’t shot, it was a setup, no medical reports, etc.. What if this was done only for everyone to know he was unalived and then magically “resurrected” by him walking out of somewhere and all hell breaks loose?
Conspiracy talk that he wasn’t shot, it was a setup, no medical reports, etc.. What if this was done only for everyone to know he was unalived and then magically “resurrected” by him walking out of somewhere and all hell breaks loose?
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Been hearing from MAGAs saying Charlie is gonna be resurrected.
Conspiracy talk that he wasn’t shot, it was a setup, no medical reports, etc.. What if this was done only for everyone to know he was unalived and then magically “resurrected” by him walking out of somewhere and all hell breaks loose?
Conspiracy talk that he wasn’t shot, it was a setup, no medical reports, etc.. What if this was done only for everyone to know he was unalived and then magically “resurrected” by him walking out of somewhere and all hell breaks loose?
My take on the media capitulating: if their pockets depend on eyeballs for revenue, then their stockholders have grounds to sue. Their capitulations have caused millions to turn away, never to return. Words to the wise.
August 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
My take on the media capitulating: if their pockets depend on eyeballs for revenue, then their stockholders have grounds to sue. Their capitulations have caused millions to turn away, never to return. Words to the wise.
It’s time for Schumer to go. In fact, the Old Guard needs to go en masse. We’re not in the 80’s anymore - in Their mind, we still are. Time for truly more progressive action. People are ready for it and this group simply isn’t up to the challenge.
March 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s time for Schumer to go. In fact, the Old Guard needs to go en masse. We’re not in the 80’s anymore - in Their mind, we still are. Time for truly more progressive action. People are ready for it and this group simply isn’t up to the challenge.
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If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.
February 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.
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Hey Merrick Garland, fuck you forever. Through your inaction, you enabled this blitzkrieg against the rule of law and democracy.
February 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey Merrick Garland, fuck you forever. Through your inaction, you enabled this blitzkrieg against the rule of law and democracy.
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This threatening tweet was deleted by Trump’s dumbest son 20 minutes after he posted it.
January 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This threatening tweet was deleted by Trump’s dumbest son 20 minutes after he posted it.
For all of us being sick of Trump and wondering how could we let this happen again: the idiots are sick of the educated telling what to do & how to do it and so they get them an idiot king. There’s nothing he’ll do to change their minds regardless of how negatively it affects their health & pocket.
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
For all of us being sick of Trump and wondering how could we let this happen again: the idiots are sick of the educated telling what to do & how to do it and so they get them an idiot king. There’s nothing he’ll do to change their minds regardless of how negatively it affects their health & pocket.
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RFK Jr supports ending vaccine requirements for attending public schools.
Tulsi Gabbard has regularly defended murderous dictators like Bashar al-Assad.
Pete Hegseth has promoted baseless theories about January 6th and joked that “women shouldn’t have the right to vote.”
Welcome to the idiocracy!
Tulsi Gabbard has regularly defended murderous dictators like Bashar al-Assad.
Pete Hegseth has promoted baseless theories about January 6th and joked that “women shouldn’t have the right to vote.”
Welcome to the idiocracy!
December 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
RFK Jr supports ending vaccine requirements for attending public schools.
Tulsi Gabbard has regularly defended murderous dictators like Bashar al-Assad.
Pete Hegseth has promoted baseless theories about January 6th and joked that “women shouldn’t have the right to vote.”
Welcome to the idiocracy!
Tulsi Gabbard has regularly defended murderous dictators like Bashar al-Assad.
Pete Hegseth has promoted baseless theories about January 6th and joked that “women shouldn’t have the right to vote.”
Welcome to the idiocracy!
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Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.
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And this one Scott
The Puppet Master
Keep posting them.
Donnie will implode 🤣
The Puppet Master
Keep posting them.
Donnie will implode 🤣
December 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM
And this one Scott
The Puppet Master
Keep posting them.
Donnie will implode 🤣
The Puppet Master
Keep posting them.
Donnie will implode 🤣
So if we’re putting a convicted felon on the cover of Time and calling him Person of the Year, why didn’t we ever put Charles Manson on there too? Maybe an honorable mention?
December 15, 2024 at 12:49 PM
So if we’re putting a convicted felon on the cover of Time and calling him Person of the Year, why didn’t we ever put Charles Manson on there too? Maybe an honorable mention?
Is it just me, or are some of us and still holding out for the 3-letter agencies to surprise us soon and say that Musk fucked with our elections and that Kamala won? And by a lot?
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Is it just me, or are some of us and still holding out for the 3-letter agencies to surprise us soon and say that Musk fucked with our elections and that Kamala won? And by a lot?
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There needs to be change.
December 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
There needs to be change.
It’s kinda surreal at the moment. One the one hand, gloom and doom from the political scene. On the other hand, underwater space aliens give me hope that they’ll rescue us from ourselves. Or they’ll bring about our demise. Glass half full I’d say.
December 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
It’s kinda surreal at the moment. One the one hand, gloom and doom from the political scene. On the other hand, underwater space aliens give me hope that they’ll rescue us from ourselves. Or they’ll bring about our demise. Glass half full I’d say.
How is wishing MAGAs get everything they voted for, a threat??
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 PM
How is wishing MAGAs get everything they voted for, a threat??
I’m kinda worried that the good folks who wrote “Idiocracy” will take pen to paper again and create another not-long-in-the-future documentary again…
November 27, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I’m kinda worried that the good folks who wrote “Idiocracy” will take pen to paper again and create another not-long-in-the-future documentary again…
Let’s not make the obvious mistake thinking MAGA will FAFO. When you’re in a cult, it’s never the leader’s fault. Ever.
November 27, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Let’s not make the obvious mistake thinking MAGA will FAFO. When you’re in a cult, it’s never the leader’s fault. Ever.
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