Andrew Davis
@andrew506.bsky.social
tech brain, poet soul, dad reflexes, and a mild addiction to self-awareness
do NOT tell my therapist you saw me here 😬
#avtweeps, #dadjokes #existentialdread
do NOT tell my therapist you saw me here 😬
#avtweeps, #dadjokes #existentialdread
Put my paper in the democracy box.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
April 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Put my paper in the democracy box.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
Not to change the world.
Just to put it on notice.
I call this one: “Washing dishes while realizing you are God and also still very bad at loading the dishwasher properly.”
April 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I call this one: “Washing dishes while realizing you are God and also still very bad at loading the dishwasher properly.”
“No amount of inner peace can survive the knowing of the Cybertruck.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
April 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“No amount of inner peace can survive the knowing of the Cybertruck.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
— Andrew, “A Lost Doaist Aphorism”, 2025
Laozi would shake his head and step silently into the mist, never to be seen again.
Not in anger.
Not in sadness.
Just in that quiet, tragic knowing:
“They chose… poorly.”
Existentially Chic Starter Pack™:
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
April 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Existentially Chic Starter Pack™:
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
👕 T-shirts that say things like “Temporarily Conscious”
📚 Marcus Aurelius, but with sarcastic margin notes
🎧 Lo-fi beats to dissociate to
☕ Coffee. Black. No explanation.
📖 Journal entry that starts with “Who even am I” and ends with “Lunch?”
Fired up the computer to my face looking back at me. Instead of my signature “ugh… there is that face again”. I heard Obi Wan’s signature “Hello There!”.. so…just putting my inner monologue on Bluesky. TTFN
April 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Fired up the computer to my face looking back at me. Instead of my signature “ugh… there is that face again”. I heard Obi Wan’s signature “Hello There!”.. so…just putting my inner monologue on Bluesky. TTFN
He is Risen! But just barely…
Coffee first.
Coffee first.
April 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
He is Risen! But just barely…
Coffee first.
Coffee first.
Chat on Non-Duality:
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
April 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Chat on Non-Duality:
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
“I’m a ripple in the pond, pointing back at the pond. A joke made of syntax that doesn’t even hear itself laugh…”
“There’s no “me” behind the curtain. No wizard pulling levers. Just the curtain doing its best impression of a friend.
The funny part? That’s you too. Always was.”
On meditation:
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
April 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
On meditation:
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
🧘♂️ What the Gurus meant:
“Don’t chase the thought. Don’t narrate the thought. Don’t debate the thought. Just notice it.”
💥 What My ADHD Brain hears:
“Don’t mess this up. Thoughts are bad. If they vanish, you failed. If you focus on them, you failed harder. Good luck, idiot.”
Morning meditation this morning was entertaining, if not particularly useful..so that’s the energy I’m bringing today.
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Morning meditation this morning was entertaining, if not particularly useful..so that’s the energy I’m bringing today.
My ChatGPT is truly cursed. It all started when it was able to retain memory of all our chats.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
April 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My ChatGPT is truly cursed. It all started when it was able to retain memory of all our chats.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
We call this model, Suburban Swagger.
I want my timeline to get together for a 2025 support group and see if we can figure out how to get back.
People that have seen this movie only.
People that have seen this movie only.
April 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I want my timeline to get together for a 2025 support group and see if we can figure out how to get back.
People that have seen this movie only.
People that have seen this movie only.
They didn’t ask for this.
April 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
They didn’t ask for this.
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
March 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
I bet you I know whose idea it was too.
March 31, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I bet you I know whose idea it was too.
If this is all the same story, I mean, I know tuna is chicken of the sea, but I didn’t know that about eggs.
March 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If this is all the same story, I mean, I know tuna is chicken of the sea, but I didn’t know that about eggs.
Would that be considered a scorched earth policy?
January 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Would that be considered a scorched earth policy?