Andrew Cinnamon
@andrewcinnamon.bsky.social
Steely-eyed missile man
My kid was beating me at Sorry, two pawns Home to my zero, I drew a 7 and beat him in a walk-off
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My kid was beating me at Sorry, two pawns Home to my zero, I drew a 7 and beat him in a walk-off
What if the lyric is “now the sky is ope!—alight”
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What if the lyric is “now the sky is ope!—alight”
Pickleman’s drive thru lady pronounced giardiniera “gardenia” (like the flower) and that’s the second anti-Chicago gut punch I’ve endured today
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Pickleman’s drive thru lady pronounced giardiniera “gardenia” (like the flower) and that’s the second anti-Chicago gut punch I’ve endured today
My kid just asked me “can you make me higher” to look out a window, and my mind went into Creed Mode
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My kid just asked me “can you make me higher” to look out a window, and my mind went into Creed Mode
Welp
Honor Before Victory
Honor Before Victory
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Welp
Honor Before Victory
Honor Before Victory
The real benefit of OPSEC training is knowing to dispose of scrap construction paper after making Elf on the Shelf accessories
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The real benefit of OPSEC training is knowing to dispose of scrap construction paper after making Elf on the Shelf accessories
Playing tic tac toe with my kid and putting my hood up like it’s a poker tournament
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Playing tic tac toe with my kid and putting my hood up like it’s a poker tournament
Getting out the cold weather gear is a Top 10 day of the year for me
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Getting out the cold weather gear is a Top 10 day of the year for me
When Jack White introduced Eminem, I fist-pumped
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When Jack White introduced Eminem, I fist-pumped
Forget simmer pots, make soup
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Forget simmer pots, make soup
Local arcade/go-kart track/mini golf course is closing for renovations following an ownership change. Might be the time holding physical redemption tickets. Feeling wistful.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Local arcade/go-kart track/mini golf course is closing for renovations following an ownership change. Might be the time holding physical redemption tickets. Feeling wistful.
Haaaaa snuck in the $20 credit right under the wire
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Haaaaa snuck in the $20 credit right under the wire
Good lord, and yes it’s still the same number
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good lord, and yes it’s still the same number
It’s time fellas
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s time fellas
Last mow was Tuesday, back into the darkness
Winter is my favorite season, but doing the blower/mower transition is like emerging from seasonal affective disorder
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Last mow was Tuesday, back into the darkness
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
At what point is one of these long NFL kicks going to leave one second on the clock, and be far enough back that the other team can just kick it back the other way from the same spot?
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
At what point is one of these long NFL kicks going to leave one second on the clock, and be far enough back that the other team can just kick it back the other way from the same spot?
Let’s play a game of Football Or Basketball
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Let’s play a game of Football Or Basketball
Saw a Chevy PIMPALA and started thinking of other fun rebadges
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Saw a Chevy PIMPALA and started thinking of other fun rebadges
Wob’s awake
Wake up Wob
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wob’s awake
Am I wearing the same clothes to the office as yesterday? In these trying times, who can tell, really?
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Am I wearing the same clothes to the office as yesterday? In these trying times, who can tell, really?
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM