banner
andrewct.bsky.social
@andrewct.bsky.social
Archaeological graduate, museum curator and football supporter. Owned by a cat!
It was pitch dark when my alarm went off and it will be barely light when I walk to work in 20 minutes.
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
There was a dna experiment a few years back with people from different countries. The English guy who hated Germans discovered he was one third German. To be fair he seemed to take bad news rather well. Unfortunately I can't cite the experiment as it didn't seem important at the time. Too obvious!
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Make anyone making an allegation like that take a dna test and if they don't score 100% English they get deported.
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I thought that was my childhood
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He is stunningly blank. He knows he is pushing a line that is untrue and if he doesn't push it, he's immediately out of a job.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I was thinking exactly the same. An imaginary enemy as opposed to an imaginary friend.
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Mine tends to fall asleep but if there at 5am he'll politely enquire about breakfast. By 7am he's less polite.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I value the door too much to exclude Chocs as I know he will scratch it mercilessly.
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
They should have given him a tinfoil sheriff bade.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Only a million? That's pocket money to a billionaire.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Better than banana cakes!
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Herding cats.....mine knows how to corral me on the couch.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have just heard on the radio that he has criticised the report. No surprise as he never takes responsibility.
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I guess some people are stupid enough to think crime is based on political views.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It sends out a confession too, a confession that a crime was committed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Now I wish I had watched it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I decided not to watch the 3rd quarter. The commentators fawning over him before the 'interview ' with him was repulsive enough.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's for people like him to show compassion. One would have thought a socialist could at least make the effort.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He basically called one of his own supporters a liar when he claimed prices were down in an interview. I guess that's at least one voter lost.
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
No surprise he leaves early. Apparently he has barely visited his constituency since being elected!
September 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Is he asking Zelensky to invade the USA?
August 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I had a cat who could hear the yoghurt being opened slowly at 50M through two walls!
August 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tom should shorten his surname to Marshall!
August 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Power is more important than principle.
August 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He gives the game away there, showing he's not a believer in democracy.
July 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM