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To survive on a mountaintop requires sherp wits.
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
To survive on a mountaintop requires sherp wits.
I can’t display anything over the fireplace since it was dismantled.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I can’t display anything over the fireplace since it was dismantled.
Winston Smith sat looking at the draft of the negative article, and corrected it: “FAA rolls out plan for immediate reductions of air-travel-related pollution by 4%, with plans for reductions as high as 10% within the next week.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Winston Smith sat looking at the draft of the negative article, and corrected it: “FAA rolls out plan for immediate reductions of air-travel-related pollution by 4%, with plans for reductions as high as 10% within the next week.”
My spouse said they were a little chilly, but when I asked if they wanted to put on their half-jacket they just shrugged.
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My spouse said they were a little chilly, but when I asked if they wanted to put on their half-jacket they just shrugged.
“Memento Mori” is Latin for “regularly delete your own browser history”
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Memento Mori” is Latin for “regularly delete your own browser history”
I wanted a smoke, but - due to a mix-up - when the concierge arrived with a covered silver platter of salmon, it was cloche but no cigar.
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I wanted a smoke, but - due to a mix-up - when the concierge arrived with a covered silver platter of salmon, it was cloche but no cigar.
I bought two slightly different buckets so they could pail in comparison.
October 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I bought two slightly different buckets so they could pail in comparison.
I made a Sea Sorcerer for my upcoming DnD game, and his backstory has some ups and downs.
October 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I made a Sea Sorcerer for my upcoming DnD game, and his backstory has some ups and downs.
A salad is a Waltz if it has 3 beets.
August 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A salad is a Waltz if it has 3 beets.
You have to test out a lot of Geiger counters before finding one that just clicks.
August 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You have to test out a lot of Geiger counters before finding one that just clicks.
My favorite Swedish book is ”Billy”, the pictures-only children’s book about a man (and a friend) putting together a bookshelf.
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My favorite Swedish book is ”Billy”, the pictures-only children’s book about a man (and a friend) putting together a bookshelf.
Firefighters train diligently to make sure they don’t go down in a burning ring of foyer.
August 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Firefighters train diligently to make sure they don’t go down in a burning ring of foyer.
How does a mansplainer handle being told they are mansplaining?
Not well, actually.
Not well, actually.
August 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
How does a mansplainer handle being told they are mansplaining?
Not well, actually.
Not well, actually.
I used the word “acuñado” to describe mojito ingredients in spanish, and I was told that word wasn’t what I mint.
August 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I used the word “acuñado” to describe mojito ingredients in spanish, and I was told that word wasn’t what I mint.
The cookies on the counter are labeled "help yourself," but if I eat one it's because I can't help myself.
August 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The cookies on the counter are labeled "help yourself," but if I eat one it's because I can't help myself.
If you have question about property uses in town, the city zoning code explains a lot.
July 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you have question about property uses in town, the city zoning code explains a lot.
The nuns had to cancel their sewing class when they found out it was habit forming.
July 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The nuns had to cancel their sewing class when they found out it was habit forming.
Marine Biologists are driven in their careers by a sense of greater porpoise.
July 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Marine Biologists are driven in their careers by a sense of greater porpoise.
“Left Behind”, starring Nicholas Cage, has very low reviews, so does that mean that the production of “Left Behind” was half-assed?
July 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Left Behind”, starring Nicholas Cage, has very low reviews, so does that mean that the production of “Left Behind” was half-assed?
We washed our drying rack and then didn’t know where to put it.
July 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
We washed our drying rack and then didn’t know where to put it.
Many mountains are rainy, but in Washington State they are Rainier. It's possible I heard this Washington pun from someone else, because it doesn't feel Oregonal.
July 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Many mountains are rainy, but in Washington State they are Rainier. It's possible I heard this Washington pun from someone else, because it doesn't feel Oregonal.
The 100% wool athletic wear line is supposed to help you get in sheep.
July 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The 100% wool athletic wear line is supposed to help you get in sheep.
Standard printer paper is 11" long which means it's almost a footprint.
July 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Standard printer paper is 11" long which means it's almost a footprint.
Should we refer to them as Frankenberries, or Frankenberry’s cereal?
July 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Should we refer to them as Frankenberries, or Frankenberry’s cereal?
In zero gravity... is there such a thing as stand-up comedy?
July 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
In zero gravity... is there such a thing as stand-up comedy?