At a minimum, can’t they just admit they fucked up?

I’m getting pretty sick of the convicted felon who somehow won a second term making snarky comments about Canada becoming the 51st state

Every time he does it, he’s attacking the sovereignty of a country

A country that shares the longest border in the world with the USA

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Did you know that you can report naming issues on Maps? #gulfofmexico

We live in the absolute dumbest timeline

The gulf of America is surely bringing down the cost of groceries

So it’s possible America is just 50 divided states in like a month right?

Is anyone going to do anything about the fact that Elon just did the actual nazi salute? Anyone?

Who cares if trump gets the credit for saving TikTok? He can’t run again in ‘28 so does anyone actually believe that voters are going to remember a win from four years ago?

Fuck it: ban instagram, facebook, and twitter while you’re at it

Oh, my god. Shut up, Nancy

Ah yes, December. When everyone shares their Spotify wrap and no one gives a fuck

Spending time on Bluesky and then peeping at Twitter is like eating at a 3 Michelin star restaurant before eating dog shit between two pieces of moldy bread

Finally