Andrew Wood
@andrewnotbot.bsky.social
I like to fix things, cars, houses, elections (kidding). Left of centre, EU is where we should be. Keep fish (they were here when I moved in), into tech, write code, love sci fi both Star Wars and Star Trek
Do Reform offer an energy discount for heating of stables?
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Do Reform offer an energy discount for heating of stables?
What if Trump orders the US military in Europe to attack us from within at the same time as Greenland? Do we allow aircraft from European bases to engage in Greenland?
January 17, 2026 at 8:59 AM
What if Trump orders the US military in Europe to attack us from within at the same time as Greenland? Do we allow aircraft from European bases to engage in Greenland?
She is all levels of awful, when the inevitable Nuremberg trial American style happens she will not be so self assured.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
She is all levels of awful, when the inevitable Nuremberg trial American style happens she will not be so self assured.
Enjoy the collapse of your tourist industry.
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Enjoy the collapse of your tourist industry.
If in doubt, Block, Block, Block.
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
If in doubt, Block, Block, Block.
Putin tries it in Europe and he and his tin pot country are toast, with or without the US.
Any occupation of Greenland by the US will require the immediate removal of ALL US bases in Europe. We cannot have a hostile military in our countries.
Any occupation of Greenland by the US will require the immediate removal of ALL US bases in Europe. We cannot have a hostile military in our countries.
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Putin tries it in Europe and he and his tin pot country are toast, with or without the US.
Any occupation of Greenland by the US will require the immediate removal of ALL US bases in Europe. We cannot have a hostile military in our countries.
Any occupation of Greenland by the US will require the immediate removal of ALL US bases in Europe. We cannot have a hostile military in our countries.
There is a vacancy for leader of the free world, why not the UK.
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
There is a vacancy for leader of the free world, why not the UK.
Remember this www.eclecticblue.org.uk/warm-horse/
Warm Horse
I was so relieved to hear the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, whatever the fuck that means, Nadhim Zahawi announce that we won't be having power cuts this winter. Phew. No scrabbling around tryi...
www.eclecticblue.org.uk
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Remember this www.eclecticblue.org.uk/warm-horse/
Kick these Putin puppets out of the EU
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Kick these Putin puppets out of the EU
A Praetorian Guard guard for the Emperor
January 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
A Praetorian Guard guard for the Emperor
Reform, a lifeboat for rejected Tories.
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Reform, a lifeboat for rejected Tories.
It's almost as if they just shouted their gob off but forget to do their homework.
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
It's almost as if they just shouted their gob off but forget to do their homework.
He's talking about himself
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 AM
He's talking about himself
UK has postal voting which is important for people out of the country on election day and those who have issues attending a polling station.
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
UK has postal voting which is important for people out of the country on election day and those who have issues attending a polling station.
You are garbage, get in the bin.
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
You are garbage, get in the bin.
Hating Starmer is a national sport. 14 years of a destructive Tory crap fest and they blame the guy trying to sort it out. Pub bores, the lot of em couldn't run a bath.
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Hating Starmer is a national sport. 14 years of a destructive Tory crap fest and they blame the guy trying to sort it out. Pub bores, the lot of em couldn't run a bath.
James Melville is a turncoat grifter whose opinion is not sorted on any matter.
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 AM
James Melville is a turncoat grifter whose opinion is not sorted on any matter.
The next proper President should have it smashed into dust.
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The next proper President should have it smashed into dust.
Reform hq working on a response
a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background
ALT: a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Reform hq working on a response
Get over it. There's always someone to piss on the chips. He should have grunted so the Reform Muppets could understand it.
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Get over it. There's always someone to piss on the chips. He should have grunted so the Reform Muppets could understand it.
Not even close, there's a lot of sore losers in the UK with big gobs.
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Not even close, there's a lot of sore losers in the UK with big gobs.
My shredder is excellent
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
My shredder is excellent