Judge Smails: [to Danny] I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I.... owed it to them.

I feel like they want(ed) the target of the violence to be the Somali community. Today they got a Venezuelan, so a little closer to the game plan. If they can better manage to focus on "those people" it will be easier to ramp up the mayhem.

Kent State: The Real Story will chronicle how the lives of the National Guardsmen were upended by the trauma of being actually tried rather than immediately being treated as heroes

I think he wanted "Kavanaugh Stop" to signify when you have to cease merriment to send Brett out to the Kwik-E Mart to get more PBR 'cuz we've run out again

*doctor*: Maybe your life has something to do with this.

Rob Reiner was no Charlie Kirk, as the President's post makes clear....

The appropriate font for this administration is comic sans: an ugly joke that thinks it's clever.

I worry this might be inflationary.

"Sourpuss democrats refused to understand that by mindfully refraining from calling Pritzker a 'piggy' the President was making a gallant gesture, returning the dialog to less polarized middle ground."

On-brand, least.

Modelo: "A Fighting Spirit. It’s knowing what you believe in and being willing to work hard for it."

DHS ad with Kristi Noem using Ennio Morricone music are under production, no doubt. No animals were harmed, thankfully.

Senate Democratic leadership would prefer "submission" to "sedition", please sir, and could we have a vote later to posthumously not draw and quarter them?

Maybe this is what Steve Bannon has in mind.

1. Legally change DJT's name to "President Donald Trump"
2. He gets to sue people for defamation, even 2029-, if they claim a certain person is not "President Donald Trump"
3. Easy way to become "President" for life

How about three hops away from a person whose grainy surveillance image was positively identified by a facial recognition system as at least 95% likely to be a drug trafficker -- that should pass muster.