Andrew Ross 🇺🇸🏴
@andrewross.net
“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
— Hanlon’s Razor
I’d rather you didn’t believe Iron Age myths but, if you insist, please keep them off my lawn.
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— Hanlon’s Razor
I’d rather you didn’t believe Iron Age myths but, if you insist, please keep them off my lawn.
Signal: andrew_ross.90
Born @ 325 ppm
Drunk Hegseth plays Battleship.
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Drunk Hegseth plays Battleship.
So to recap: the Democrats are in the Epstein files which is a hoax created by Democrats to embarrass themselves.
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
So to recap: the Democrats are in the Epstein files which is a hoax created by Democrats to embarrass themselves.
The whole thing reads like a confession.
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The whole thing reads like a confession.
Was it the em dashes that gave it away? :)
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Was it the em dashes that gave it away? :)
In his defense, “do your own research” definitely makes more sense when the FBI is run by a podcaster who’s assigned all the agents to stake out Home Depots.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In his defense, “do your own research” definitely makes more sense when the FBI is run by a podcaster who’s assigned all the agents to stake out Home Depots.
I’m confused because I just read another USNI piece about how the whole thing is illegal af.
www.usni.org/magazines/pr...
www.usni.org/magazines/pr...
Operation Southern Spear, the U.S. Military, and Lawlessness
The administration has bypassed critical international law thresholds with potentially devastating precedence for the international order and, more concerning, U.S. domestic law.
www.usni.org
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m confused because I just read another USNI piece about how the whole thing is illegal af.
www.usni.org/magazines/pr...
www.usni.org/magazines/pr...
Which congressional budget is this coming out of?
Or is he going to ask for some more corporate “gifts”?
Or is he going to ask for some more corporate “gifts”?
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Which congressional budget is this coming out of?
Or is he going to ask for some more corporate “gifts”?
Or is he going to ask for some more corporate “gifts”?
Exactly what was the problem with USWDS that this slop is supposed to solve?
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Exactly what was the problem with USWDS that this slop is supposed to solve?
Given the political slant of the Boston Herald, I’m pretty confident the paper applied these redactions before sending them to Getty.
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Given the political slant of the Boston Herald, I’m pretty confident the paper applied these redactions before sending them to Getty.
Preemptive pardons…
…for those who can afford to pay the “processing fee”.
Otherwise, it’s under the bus, you go.
…for those who can afford to pay the “processing fee”.
Otherwise, it’s under the bus, you go.
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Preemptive pardons…
…for those who can afford to pay the “processing fee”.
Otherwise, it’s under the bus, you go.
…for those who can afford to pay the “processing fee”.
Otherwise, it’s under the bus, you go.
Americans can just cut back on the number of dolls they buy.
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Americans can just cut back on the number of dolls they buy.
Netflix deal blocked because of “monopoly concerns” in 3… 2… 1…
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Netflix deal blocked because of “monopoly concerns” in 3… 2… 1…
Also, whatever was left of the boat, capsized in the ocean…
…was still full of drugs?
…was still full of drugs?
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Also, whatever was left of the boat, capsized in the ocean…
…was still full of drugs?
…was still full of drugs?
If it’s any consolation, it seems the US government wants to hurt us in the United States, too.
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If it’s any consolation, it seems the US government wants to hurt us in the United States, too.
Umm…isn’t the European Union a union of… err… *sovereign* states?
Does he not understand how the EU works?
Does he not understand how the EU works?
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Umm…isn’t the European Union a union of… err… *sovereign* states?
Does he not understand how the EU works?
Does he not understand how the EU works?
Yeah, an extra-judicial killing is exactly like when Jesus breaks the rules to heal someone.
two men are looking at each other and one of them is asking the other if it is though
Alt: Scene from Marvel’s Thor: Ragnarok. Thor asks Bruce Banner “Is it, though?”
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yeah, an extra-judicial killing is exactly like when Jesus breaks the rules to heal someone.
You can’t have too many peace prizes…
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You can’t have too many peace prizes…
Wow. That’s twice in one year that Donald has saved the majority of Americans. Have you even said thank you once?
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www.instagram.com/reel/DJKSE7r...
The Daily Show on Instagram: "Pam Bondi’s stats on Trump saving hundreds of millions of lives from fentanyl has her sounding high as f**k"
139K likes, 4,322 comments - thedailyshow on May 2, 2025: "Pam Bondi’s stats on Trump saving hundreds of millions of lives from fentanyl has her sounding high as f**k".
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December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Wow. That’s twice in one year that Donald has saved the majority of Americans. Have you even said thank you once?
www.instagram.com/reel/DJKSE7r...
www.instagram.com/reel/DJKSE7r...
Ahh… I see we have another graduate of the Pam Bondi School of Statistics.
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www.instagram.com/reel/DJKSE7r...
The Daily Show on Instagram: "Pam Bondi’s stats on Trump saving hundreds of millions of lives from fentanyl has her sounding high as f**k"
139K likes, 4,322 comments - thedailyshow on May 2, 2025: "Pam Bondi’s stats on Trump saving hundreds of millions of lives from fentanyl has her sounding high as f**k".
www.instagram.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Ahh… I see we have another graduate of the Pam Bondi School of Statistics.
www.instagram.com/reel/DJKSE7r...
www.instagram.com/reel/DJKSE7r...
The other 20% of decisions - the important stuff like female reproductive health - are made by men like Roger.
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The other 20% of decisions - the important stuff like female reproductive health - are made by men like Roger.
“We are not at war with Venezuela, yet”
Have we even been shown any evidence these boats are coming from Venezuela?
Have we even been shown any evidence these boats are coming from Venezuela?
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“We are not at war with Venezuela, yet”
Have we even been shown any evidence these boats are coming from Venezuela?
Have we even been shown any evidence these boats are coming from Venezuela?
Came to the comments for this.
Thanks for covering, fam.
Thanks for covering, fam.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Came to the comments for this.
Thanks for covering, fam.
Thanks for covering, fam.
What was the fee for the pardon?
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What was the fee for the pardon?