Andrew Scease
@andrewscease.bsky.social
Poll Tax says what?
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Poll Tax says what?
I think we're about to reach that threshold. I hope.
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I think we're about to reach that threshold. I hope.
Donald Trump isn’t the dumbest person I know of, but he should be worried if that guy dies.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Donald Trump isn’t the dumbest person I know of, but he should be worried if that guy dies.
Was it next to the other closet he was trying to get back into?
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Was it next to the other closet he was trying to get back into?
Typically A&M.
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a stairwell at A&M?
They checked the dental records and found out it was the 1956 A&M Hide-N-Go-Seek champion.
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a stairwell at A&M?
They checked the dental records and found out it was the 1956 A&M Hide-N-Go-Seek champion.
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Typically A&M.
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a stairwell at A&M?
They checked the dental records and found out it was the 1956 A&M Hide-N-Go-Seek champion.
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a stairwell at A&M?
They checked the dental records and found out it was the 1956 A&M Hide-N-Go-Seek champion.
Projection, thy name is MAGA.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Projection, thy name is MAGA.
I really needed this and I didn't even know it.
January 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I really needed this and I didn't even know it.
Dang. That fella was going going down one way or t'other.
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Dang. That fella was going going down one way or t'other.
Wow, she's not even "deeply troubled".
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Wow, she's not even "deeply troubled".
LOL. He's probably the victim of christian homeschooling.
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
LOL. He's probably the victim of christian homeschooling.
Speaking of ICE recruits, this Guy on the scene of Alex Pretti’s murder. I’m not one to fat shame, but where are the standards? Is he wearing tactical sandals with socks?
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Speaking of ICE recruits, this Guy on the scene of Alex Pretti’s murder. I’m not one to fat shame, but where are the standards? Is he wearing tactical sandals with socks?
Chode or Bilvet. Definitely tone deaf.
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Chode or Bilvet. Definitely tone deaf.
Landslide? He barely won the popular vote. Many states he carried with razor thin margins.
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Landslide? He barely won the popular vote. Many states he carried with razor thin margins.
I'm hoping this doesn't serve him as well as he thinks it will.
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I'm hoping this doesn't serve him as well as he thinks it will.
Prevaricating couch fucker.
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Prevaricating couch fucker.
I once drove from San Antonio to Minneapolis to visit a college friend sometime around 1994. His instructions were, "Get on 35N like you're going to Austin. Go around Dallas/Ft. Worth to the west or east. When you get Minneapolis, exit Johnson st. We're on the right."
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I once drove from San Antonio to Minneapolis to visit a college friend sometime around 1994. His instructions were, "Get on 35N like you're going to Austin. Go around Dallas/Ft. Worth to the west or east. When you get Minneapolis, exit Johnson st. We're on the right."
Not effing fast enough.
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Not effing fast enough.
What. The. Actual. Flying. Unholy. Fuck.
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
What. The. Actual. Flying. Unholy. Fuck.
That's a fair price indeed.
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
That's a fair price indeed.
I don't remember SWAT teams shutting down beaches and churches.
January 20, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I don't remember SWAT teams shutting down beaches and churches.
I saw a similar sign on I-95 just north of the MA/NH border yesterday.
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I saw a similar sign on I-95 just north of the MA/NH border yesterday.