Andrew Wilson
@androowilson.bsky.social
Living in London, northeast Englander. A bit too much of a political nerd. Like sport and telly. Try my best.
I assume you're the person who goes to the pub once a year, then tries to ruin it for the regulars, and who then moans when pubs close down.
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I assume you're the person who goes to the pub once a year, then tries to ruin it for the regulars, and who then moans when pubs close down.
Lord, give me the confidence of someone who tries to be pedantic online about the lyrics of a song (and very arguably gets it wrong) and who doesn't know the title of the song.
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Lord, give me the confidence of someone who tries to be pedantic online about the lyrics of a song (and very arguably gets it wrong) and who doesn't know the title of the song.
The local organisation who empties your bins is not your county, they're your council. Not the same thing.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The local organisation who empties your bins is not your county, they're your council. Not the same thing.
Slight variation round our way: 'came down from heaven in a Yamaha. Pulled a skid, killed a kid, blamed [insert name of your friend, ideally one with a 3-syllable name] for what he did'
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Slight variation round our way: 'came down from heaven in a Yamaha. Pulled a skid, killed a kid, blamed [insert name of your friend, ideally one with a 3-syllable name] for what he did'
There's a big time gap between sending an immediate response and 'in a few days' that you could utilise without coming across as a bit of a knobhead.
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There's a big time gap between sending an immediate response and 'in a few days' that you could utilise without coming across as a bit of a knobhead.
If anything, you should have less baggage allowance as you're already using up a lot more plane weight and space with your body.
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If anything, you should have less baggage allowance as you're already using up a lot more plane weight and space with your body.
You know, if you pass into a higher income tax band, you don't pay tax on all your income at the higher rate! Only on your income above the threshold.
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You know, if you pass into a higher income tax band, you don't pay tax on all your income at the higher rate! Only on your income above the threshold.
Chill out fella, I was just making a joke.
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Chill out fella, I was just making a joke.
I wish London weighting was that large (proportionally) in real life!
October 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I wish London weighting was that large (proportionally) in real life!
I think the ECB, cricket players, and particularly the women's game for whom it has given a livelihood and profile, might object to it being described as solely existing to sell crisps.
October 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I think the ECB, cricket players, and particularly the women's game for whom it has given a livelihood and profile, might object to it being described as solely existing to sell crisps.
I'd have respected this fess a lot more if it hadn't included keeping 'my carbon footprint down'. Nothing wrong with admitting you don't want to spend time and money going to work, and you'd rather wfh
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'd have respected this fess a lot more if it hadn't included keeping 'my carbon footprint down'. Nothing wrong with admitting you don't want to spend time and money going to work, and you'd rather wfh
Take it up with Jesus fella
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Take it up with Jesus fella