Not Andy Jassy
@andy-jassy.bsky.social
Not CEO of Amazon. Miss you, Jeff.
Unfortunately Jeff Bezos has fatally injured his neck while trying to suck his own d#ck. The funeral service will take place at the Spheres tomorrow. Please note that this event will not be catered, but BYOB is allowed. RIP
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Unfortunately Jeff Bezos has fatally injured his neck while trying to suck his own d#ck. The funeral service will take place at the Spheres tomorrow. Please note that this event will not be catered, but BYOB is allowed. RIP
Makes me question monotheism for sure! 🙏
Tech billionaires Bezos and Zuckerberg join Trump for pre-inauguration service
Top tech billionaires including some who were critics of Trump during his first term attend the pre-inauguration service.
www.google.com
January 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Makes me question monotheism for sure! 🙏
Diversity, equity, AND inclusion?! 🤮
January 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Diversity, equity, AND inclusion?! 🤮
Happy RTO5 start day! We don't expect any less.
January 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Happy RTO5 start day! We don't expect any less.
Hey, do you like buying things? Because we found a place for that money. 💩
Amazon to contribute $1 million to Trump’s inauguration fund. Meta is also donating $1M
Amazon is planning to donate $1 million to President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration fund. A company spokesperson confirmed Thursday evening that the e-commerce giant will also stream Trump's inaugu...
apnews.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Hey, do you like buying things? Because we found a place for that money. 💩
AMZN stock hit its all time high today! RTO worked! Yummy!
December 5, 2024 at 3:39 AM
AMZN stock hit its all time high today! RTO worked! Yummy!
Trump has "grown" over the last 8 years. Such wise words! Here's to more government money for Bezos rocket ships! 🥾👅🚀
Jeff Bezos, a Past Trump Foe, Is Optimistic About a Second Term
The Amazon founder said he saw signs of a “calmer” Donald J. Trump on the eve of his return to the White House.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Trump has "grown" over the last 8 years. Such wise words! Here's to more government money for Bezos rocket ships! 🥾👅🚀
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
I saw on Blind that someone by the name of "ass peccy" posted that Amazon has a Day 2 culture. Consider yourself PIP'd!
November 22, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I saw on Blind that someone by the name of "ass peccy" posted that Amazon has a Day 2 culture. Consider yourself PIP'd!
Returning to office 5 days a week is my secret weapon in the AI wars.
November 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Returning to office 5 days a week is my secret weapon in the AI wars.
It is important for all disabled employees to come into the office, because reasons.
Amazon makes it harder for disabled employees to work from home
The company recently told employees with disabilities that it was implementing a more rigorous vetting process for remote work requests.
www.seattletimes.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
It is important for all disabled employees to come into the office, because reasons.
Reposted by Not Andy Jassy
SpaceX and Amazon are asking the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals to find the National Labor Relations Board unconstitutional. The federal agency is tasked with enforcing workers' right to organize.
Accused of violating worker rights, SpaceX and Amazon go after labor board
SpaceX and Amazon are asking the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals to find the National Labor Relations Board unconstitutional. The federal agency is tasked with enforcing workers' right to organize.
www.npr.org
November 18, 2024 at 8:19 PM
SpaceX and Amazon are asking the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals to find the National Labor Relations Board unconstitutional. The federal agency is tasked with enforcing workers' right to organize.
Congratulations on the results of the election! 👢 😋
November 8, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Congratulations on the results of the election! 👢 😋