If you pay the piper, he plays.
January 8, 2026 at 11:17 AM
If you pay the piper, he plays.
I was raving about eating salt and vinegar crisps with a Mars bar, and I got the strangest looks.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I was raving about eating salt and vinegar crisps with a Mars bar, and I got the strangest looks.
Tempted to paint a cock and balls on them, just to make her happy.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Tempted to paint a cock and balls on them, just to make her happy.
Not quite true, GP's is a recognised qualification. Other specialisms will have to follow the portfolio route.
October 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Not quite true, GP's is a recognised qualification. Other specialisms will have to follow the portfolio route.
As I am saying goodbye to my daughter who has been unemployed since finishing her foundation years. So off she goes to the New Zealand health service, who welcomed her and her partner with doctor jobs.
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As I am saying goodbye to my daughter who has been unemployed since finishing her foundation years. So off she goes to the New Zealand health service, who welcomed her and her partner with doctor jobs.
A simple-minded policy, for the simple-minded by the simple-minded.
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
A simple-minded policy, for the simple-minded by the simple-minded.
The mullet has made a comeback.
July 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The mullet has made a comeback.
As a child my wife used to take her cat on a canal boat every weekend.
July 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As a child my wife used to take her cat on a canal boat every weekend.
Are they reenacting the Wicker man
May 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Are they reenacting the Wicker man
My daughter has debts of £100k after seven years at Uni, my Dutch nephew left Uni with €1500 debts after seven years at Uni. Both worked throughout their studies.
April 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My daughter has debts of £100k after seven years at Uni, my Dutch nephew left Uni with €1500 debts after seven years at Uni. Both worked throughout their studies.
9 billion for a tunnel in the south and an pacifying us with 415 million for trains, leveling down the north again.
March 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
9 billion for a tunnel in the south and an pacifying us with 415 million for trains, leveling down the north again.
Wrapped up makes the best pretend wedding present for the expensive evening reception.
January 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wrapped up makes the best pretend wedding present for the expensive evening reception.
This was the reason I stopped twelve years ago. All my mates didn't smoke, and I disappeared every 40 odd minutes to have a fag. Rejoined them and the conversation moved on, missing most of the laughs.
November 14, 2024 at 7:33 PM
This was the reason I stopped twelve years ago. All my mates didn't smoke, and I disappeared every 40 odd minutes to have a fag. Rejoined them and the conversation moved on, missing most of the laughs.