Kylie Minotaur
@andyateacrayon.bsky.social
No suicides permitted here and no smoking in the parlor
Aaron and Porno Shawn deserve to be there too IMO
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Aaron and Porno Shawn deserve to be there too IMO
The mashup of “Ants Marching” and Korn Scatting was a definitive moment in history really.
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The mashup of “Ants Marching” and Korn Scatting was a definitive moment in history really.
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) is extremely overrated.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) is extremely overrated.
I put my $10,000 Leica right up my ass because I’m worried that someone might steal it…in Chicago 😏
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I put my $10,000 Leica right up my ass because I’m worried that someone might steal it…in Chicago 😏
Sure an MRI of your head sounds like an experimental electronic album but you basically have to be naked for an hour so it’s really really cold.
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Sure an MRI of your head sounds like an experimental electronic album but you basically have to be naked for an hour so it’s really really cold.
(It’s benign and hasn’t grown in a year I’m being dramatic)
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
(It’s benign and hasn’t grown in a year I’m being dramatic)
Bridgers* even.
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bridgers* even.
I student taught under coach Sharrett! Awesome dude.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I student taught under coach Sharrett! Awesome dude.
Home Alone 2 is Marxist I scream into the night while my family tells the children not to speak to me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Home Alone 2 is Marxist I scream into the night while my family tells the children not to speak to me.
The current long jump record is less than an inch.
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The current long jump record is less than an inch.
the most insane sports record and I’ll put up a little fight on that hill
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the most insane sports record and I’ll put up a little fight on that hill