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Texans vs. Steelers halftime take: these teams both stink
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Texans vs. Steelers halftime take: these teams both stink
Blink 182's Dogs Eating Dogs EP is criminally underrated and dope as shit.
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Blink 182's Dogs Eating Dogs EP is criminally underrated and dope as shit.
Paramilitary groups setting up shop in Venezuela, taking advantage of the power vacuum. Who could have seen this coming?!?!?
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Paramilitary groups setting up shop in Venezuela, taking advantage of the power vacuum. Who could have seen this coming?!?!?
Justin Herbert seeing ghosts
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Justin Herbert seeing ghosts
My Nextdoor account has officially been deactivated. The users on there are entirely too stupid. I can't take it anymore. Hurts my soul every time I log on.
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My Nextdoor account has officially been deactivated. The users on there are entirely too stupid. I can't take it anymore. Hurts my soul every time I log on.
Getting a baby sitter for the first time so that my wife and I can go out this Saturday night. $100. $100 just to leave the fuckin house for an evening. Jesus Christ man.
January 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Getting a baby sitter for the first time so that my wife and I can go out this Saturday night. $100. $100 just to leave the fuckin house for an evening. Jesus Christ man.
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
These holiday weeks…. with kids home from daycare…. are ENTIRELY too long. Fuck me can we please reopen the fucking schools?
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
These holiday weeks…. with kids home from daycare…. are ENTIRELY too long. Fuck me can we please reopen the fucking schools?
New Years Day, 2026: the day my son started going without diapers. Ended the day with a poop on the potty. My dude.
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
New Years Day, 2026: the day my son started going without diapers. Ended the day with a poop on the potty. My dude.
What’s with American women becoming obsessed with a new water bottle every couple years? Weirdest phenomenon but have seen it play out like 4 times now.
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What’s with American women becoming obsessed with a new water bottle every couple years? Weirdest phenomenon but have seen it play out like 4 times now.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Europe not coming to the defense of Ukraine is pretty shameful.
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Europe not coming to the defense of Ukraine is pretty shameful.
Been feeling some existential dread lately and my only question is… what the fuck is anything?
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Been feeling some existential dread lately and my only question is… what the fuck is anything?
Reagan's repeal of the Fairness Doctrine. I'd never heard of this, and it is absolutely fucking brutal. Once again, Reagan proves to be the root cause of nearly every single problem in modern America.
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reagan's repeal of the Fairness Doctrine. I'd never heard of this, and it is absolutely fucking brutal. Once again, Reagan proves to be the root cause of nearly every single problem in modern America.
Heard in a Rick Beato interview last nights that Danny Carey has never recorded to a click track and that might be the most insane thing I’ve ever heard.
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Heard in a Rick Beato interview last nights that Danny Carey has never recorded to a click track and that might be the most insane thing I’ve ever heard.
Patriots are HUMMIN
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Patriots are HUMMIN
Lukewarm take: Getting hyped over NBA slam dunks is stupid. It's still just 2 points bro. Quit acting like you're He-Man and get back on defense.
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lukewarm take: Getting hyped over NBA slam dunks is stupid. It's still just 2 points bro. Quit acting like you're He-Man and get back on defense.
Been on a big Star Wars kick and you know what? I want a droid. Throw some AI into robots and let’s make this happen.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Been on a big Star Wars kick and you know what? I want a droid. Throw some AI into robots and let’s make this happen.
The soccer peace prize lol
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The soccer peace prize lol
Finished and loved Andor so I just watched Rogue One and now I’m sad.
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Finished and loved Andor so I just watched Rogue One and now I’m sad.
#1 genre I listened to this year: Punk
#2..... Lullaby.
#1 song listened to this year.... Whoomp, There It Is. #2-5 are Wiggles songs.
Top Artist... The Wiggles. #4: Peppa Pig.
#DadLife #RuinedSpotifyWrapped
#2..... Lullaby.
#1 song listened to this year.... Whoomp, There It Is. #2-5 are Wiggles songs.
Top Artist... The Wiggles. #4: Peppa Pig.
#DadLife #RuinedSpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
#1 genre I listened to this year: Punk
#2..... Lullaby.
#1 song listened to this year.... Whoomp, There It Is. #2-5 are Wiggles songs.
Top Artist... The Wiggles. #4: Peppa Pig.
#DadLife #RuinedSpotifyWrapped
#2..... Lullaby.
#1 song listened to this year.... Whoomp, There It Is. #2-5 are Wiggles songs.
Top Artist... The Wiggles. #4: Peppa Pig.
#DadLife #RuinedSpotifyWrapped
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me and the boys deploying to Caracas because theo von convinced our friends who dropped out of high school to vote for Trump
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
me and the boys deploying to Caracas because theo von convinced our friends who dropped out of high school to vote for Trump
I have survived Thanksgiving with my Trumper in-laws. Christmas and several birthdays to go. Coast should be clear by the spring time, then I'll get another 6 month respite. Maybe the big guy will be dead by then and everything will be more tolerable.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have survived Thanksgiving with my Trumper in-laws. Christmas and several birthdays to go. Coast should be clear by the spring time, then I'll get another 6 month respite. Maybe the big guy will be dead by then and everything will be more tolerable.